DennisIsEvil's definitions

college

A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager.

You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world.

Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.

Jim went to college and was a pompous ass thinking he'd get a great job out of it. Now he mows lawns.

by DennisIsevil September 8, 2006

shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006

ADD

An excuse used by parents for failing to discipline their kid and as a result creating an obnoxious, hyperactive, spoiled brat in severe need of a boot in the ass. Also a bullshit diagnosis given by child psychiatrists to prescribe pills for the kid because more than likely they're getting a kickback from the pharmaceuticals company.

Soccermom: My little Timmy has ADD.
DennisIsEvil: No he doesn't, he just needs a good boot in the ass.

by DennisIsEvil December 4, 2006

Dan Severn

Known as Dan "The Beast" Servern, A shoot-fighting bad-ass known for Ultimate Fighting and pro-wrestling. Was NWA heavyweight champion many times. Had an intense rivalry with Ken Shamrock and can put opponents in so many different holds they have to invent new ways to scream.

In a real fight Dan Severn would rip Hulk Hogan's roid ridden arms off and beat him to death with them.

by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006

biter

Somebody who copies off everyone else. They ain't got the balls to be themself so they bite off of someone else.

Damn it Eric stop being a biter.

by DennisIsEvil October 11, 2006

ghetto

a run down poor side of town or when something is jerry-rigged and looks like it was made in ahalf-assed fashion.

1. That side of town is a ghetto.
2. Replacing a broken window with a trashbag and ducttape is ghetto.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

Shit Disturber

Somebody who just cannot mind their own damn business and stirs up trouble. Anytime there's a tenuous peace existing and it looks like a conflict is about to blow over or has come and gone expect some shit disturber to go and restoke the fires.

There are an awful lot of shit disturbers in politics.

by DennisIsEvil May 30, 2008