DennisIsEvil's definitions

mung

Any vile or disgusting substance. Named after the actual definition which is the fluids that come out of a recently dead woman usually a nice cocktail of embalming fluid and leftover bodily fluids. Elderly women over 60 are preferred for this but beggars can't be choosers.

To get it you must go to a cemetery with very liberal security and a buddy you trust enough to commit breaking and entering with. You will also need said buddy to help you dig up the grave. Once you've hit pay dirt and found the corpse you put your lips around the vagina of the dead woman and have your buddy jump off a tombstone and onto the corpse's stomach and wait for the mung to splash up into your mouth.

Ewww Jessica just stepped in mung while wearing flip-flops.

by DennisIsEvil October 20, 2006

foilhatters

Rabid conspiracy theorists. Known for their favorite fashion accesory, The hat made of tinfoil. Favorite fodder includes The President, extraterrestrials, celebrities, or their parents.

Avoid any conversations with foilhatters at all costs if you value your sanity.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

asshole puncher

A guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass. When you find one mace `em in the eyes and run.

Watch out boys Bob is an asshole puncher.

by DennisIsEvil July 11, 2007

dome

Somebody's head. Can also refer to being hit in the head with something.

Joe forgot to wear his hardhat while working and got domed by a two by four.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005

ice queen

A frigid bitch who thinks her shit doesn't stink and ignores men's advances and usually whines about everything. If you got an ice queen on your arm kick her out the door because you have no chance in hell of slipping the beef to this one.

My ex is a frigid ice queen whose primary language is complaints

by DennisIsEvil July 7, 2007

Football Factory

A college that basically doesn't give a crap about academics only how many more butts it can put in the stadium. Usually inhabited by brain-dead jocks who will more than likely end-up pumping gas when they get out of school.

That school is a football factory.

by DennisIsEvil October 19, 2005

poopscrapes

The hard scabs on poopstains left in your undies. Wipe your grubby ass better next time you grungy mudderfudder.

Tom failed his job interview because his poopscrapes on his grungy underwear stunk and his boss didn't enjoy the rank odors.

by DennisIsEvil October 6, 2006