David's definitions

tekken

A fighting game for the Playstation or Playstation 2 console. It has mixed reactions in people, for instance, some people don"t like the game because the characters fight like robots, or some people think it is the best fighting game ever.

Tekken is a fighting game, pure and simple.

by David August 16, 2005

Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

e-zine

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."

"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."

by David December 15, 2004

windsurfing

to masturbate and get great pleasure

man, i wacked off all over my friends school shirt last night

by david September 20, 2004

BeeYong

The action of complete and utter domination of one party by another. Commonly used by BC to describe owning an opponent in online gaming.

Also can be used to desribe jubilation and happiness after an accomplishment

(After being stomped on in a game) "That kid just got Beeyonged!!!"

or

"Oh yea we won. BeeYong!!!"

by David December 20, 2003

piebootie

some MALE who instead of having a Penis has a huge crater of skin where it was supposed to be, possibly making it look like an undiscovered hole or cave of some sort.

josh at my school who cannot pass the 6th grade and he's now supposed to be in the 11th or 12th or something; no one's really counting.

by david August 14, 2004