David's definitions

tingdick

Very small penis with no balls, resembles a pencil.

Jonathan has a tingdick.

by david October 25, 2004

Happy Stick

A pet name for the penis.

Mary played with Johns Happy Stick.

by David May 4, 2004

Turbo nigger

A Nigger faster than the average Nigger.

"Damn that nigger is fast ,David, " "Yup, he's a turbo nigger, Sebastian".

by david November 9, 2006

detroit tigers

Best Team to ever grace baseball as well as any other sport, won the world series 4x and participated in it 9 times, but has had one of the best records all time, in the lst decade they have not been fairing well to say the least but they showed they were on the rebound in '04, and should go far in '05, aka the pussycats when they are doing poorly,

The Detroit Tigers rock, everyone is wearing the old english D.
Hey are the Tigers going to the playoffs this year? You better count on it!

by David March 19, 2005

taffy

A derogetory term for someone from Wales. Actually, the derivation of this word is as follows (from the racial slur database): "The Taff is the name of the river that runs through Cardiff, the capital of Wales. Also from a poem that starts: "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief...." Another explanation is that Taffy is based on an English pronuciation of the common Welsh first name, "Daffyd" (David)."

Why don't you go fuck a goat, you filthy taffy."

by david December 14, 2003

dude

An American fashioned word typically used by stoners when they think they have something to say then can't.

Guy#1: Whoa that hit was like..dude..
Guy#2:I know dude its like...dude...but not...huh?

by David March 6, 2005

lizard

A hippie term for penis.

Cover up your lizard, Gene.

by David September 15, 2004