David's definitions

Wisconsin

A Province within the United States of a America

I ate cheese in wisconsin

by David August 28, 2006

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

toe popper

A small anti-personnel mine.

The fuel dump was protected by a field of scattered toe-poppers, making it impossible to approach.

by David November 8, 2003

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

Gene Puddle

Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.

You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.

by David November 8, 2003

Schenectady

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.

I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.

by David November 8, 2003

clit bang

Ow!

Bang! Ow!

by David November 8, 2003