David's definitions

General studies

Stupid pointless suck-fest. Sucks so bad it could suck start a land rover.

Dude, im not gonna bother with General studies today, it sucks too much.

by David November 12, 2004

marta

I love you darling!

David loves Marta all day, every day.

by David June 10, 2004

chewd

An uncircumsized chode (penis with no shaft)

When My roommate gets drunk he passes out with chewd in hand!

by David March 18, 2004

Asshole

Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.

I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.

by David August 6, 2007

DANCERBATE

to dance furiously and repeatedly

Man I dancerbate way too much. I got to stop or i'll get hurt

by david March 9, 2005

hsdusbatg

HOLY SHIT DUDE U SUCK BAD AT THIS GAME
commonly said by nerds and losers alike

hsdusbatg i am so 1337 u dunno

by David October 20, 2004

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004