Urban Dictionary: Author David

57.

The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.

I need to go check my bedroom to make sure everything is still there.

by David March 06, 2004

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58.

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

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59.

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.

I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.

by David March 26, 2003

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60.

The .50 Action Express. A calibre of pistol ammunition first used by the Desert Eagle, which is manufactured by the gun company Magnum Research.

I blew that cunt away with my .50AE.

by David March 26, 2003

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61.

a massive orgy for jewish teenagers

David went to usy and h.u with two girls at the same time

by david November 28, 2004

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62.

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 04, 2003

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63.

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 08, 2004

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