David's definitions

choda/chode

Testical sweat

I got major choda

by david August 4, 2003

hooah

hooah (hoo ah) adj., adv., n., v., conj., interj., excla. Orig. unknown Slang. 1. Referring to or meaning anything and everything except "no". 2. What to say when at a loss for words. 3.a. Good copy. b. Roger. c. Solid copy. d. Good. e. Great. f. Message received. g. Understood. h. Acknowledged. 4.a. Glad to meet you. b. Welcome. 5. "All right!" 6.a. I don't know the answer, but I'll check on it. b. I haven't the foggiest idea. 7. I am not listening. 8. "That is enough of your drivel; sit down!" 9. Yes. 10. "You've got to be kidding me!" 11. Thank you. 12. Go to the next slide. 13. You've taken the correct action. 14. I don't know what that means, but I'm too embarassed to ask for clarification. 15. Squared away (He's pretty hooah.) 16. Amen!

first Sergeant: "Off-Post personnel will help cleaan the barracks."
Soldier: "Hooah Top." thinking this is fucked up.

by david November 18, 2003

rest area

A place on the interstate where you can stop an use the restroom and get a soda during long trips. Rest areas often have maps where you can where you are.

I think we need to stop at the next rest area.

by David March 7, 2004

ketch

How catch is pronounced. catch is pronounce like ''ketch''.

I am going to ketch the ball.

by David June 10, 2004

sporge

A greenish-brownish solution that looks disgusting but can be quite delicious.

Green Kool-Aid can be considered sporge.

by David September 22, 2004

country nigga

A black person, generally refering to a young man, who lives in a rural area ("the country") as opposed to living in an urban area ("the city"). Generally used to refer to blacks in the rural "Black Belt" of the U.S. South. The lifestyle is more like that of how blacks lived before moving towards urban centers and the North. Most "country niggas" have lived in rural communities for several generations, most likely as long as or longer than most white people in the South.

The term is used by other black people, generally urban or city black folk, in a non-offensive way, more in a jocular way or simply as a way of identifying the lifestyle (contrasted to an urban one) of other blacks. It's usage is much more common among poor or lower-income black people.

After his dad went to jail, Jamal and his mom moved deep back South. He's a right country nigga now.

Man that country nigga needa learn how the streets work, ya'll gotta be up on your toes to survive here!

by david May 13, 2008

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 3, 2005