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fakeism

the opposite of realism in drawing. fakeism
this comic strip is drawn in fakeism style as opposed to the realism style
by david September 27, 2003
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niggerjuice

A derogatory term for the fruit of a black woman's loins; sex from a black woman. Referred to in the movie "Monster's Ball". A character said the term when speaking about how he used to have sex with black women.
I had a thing for niggerjuice, but I prefer a white woman.
by david January 22, 2005
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Lart

1: a bloody fart (New Norberian English)
2: a callous or loathsome individual
(1) "The farting contest was going along swimmingly until april let rip a juicy lart"

(2) Keep your hands off the merchandise you pathetic little lart!
by David January 7, 2005
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Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.
The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.
by David December 2, 2003
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nutz hang

"It a everyday thang if u let your nutz hang" lol
by David May 13, 2005
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water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.
by David February 16, 2004
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fidge

Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.
"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"
by David October 23, 2004
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