David's definitions

detroit tigers

Best Team to ever grace baseball as well as any other sport, won the world series 4x and participated in it 9 times, but has had one of the best records all time, in the lst decade they have not been fairing well to say the least but they showed they were on the rebound in '04, and should go far in '05, aka the pussycats when they are doing poorly,

The Detroit Tigers rock, everyone is wearing the old english D.
Hey are the Tigers going to the playoffs this year? You better count on it!

by David March 19, 2005

rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality

1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.

by David December 31, 2004

Woz

The ultimate cool.

Damn bitch, thats woz.

by David November 13, 2003

Califas

A trendy term for California, used predominantly by militant Latino (or Chicano) community.

Even though Spanish is almost the majority language spoken in Califas, we have no political power.

by david July 29, 2003

Reverse Repulsion

The mysterious force that sucks the cold shower curtain toward you while you are showering.

by David June 16, 2003

np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003