David's definitions

Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

DANCERBATE

to dance furiously and repeatedly

Man I dancerbate way too much. I got to stop or i'll get hurt

by david March 9, 2005

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

b.o.b.

Bend Over Boyfriend. When a woman uses a "stapon" on her man.

"B.O.B." she says, with a sly smile on her face.

by David February 23, 2004

clowned

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

by david January 19, 2004

killemall

A short, brusque, unambiguous phrase uttered softly or screamed aloud during moments of stressful or joyous rage. A determined, unequivocal statement of purposeful and intentional violence, leading to both necessary hell-bent ferocity and cathartic happy resolution.

"Hey Jimmy, those punks just torched your car!" "What?!! KILLEMALL!!!!"

by David February 6, 2004