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smplol

"So ya did you hear that one joke about mr.emo?"
"SMPLOL"
by David August 10, 2003
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ejit

phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk
ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
by david July 24, 2003
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lbfm

jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.
'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'
by David December 18, 2003
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COCOVIPER

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.
CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T
by David April 30, 2003
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rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality
1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.
by David December 31, 2004
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Turbo nigger

A Nigger faster than the average Nigger.
"Damn that nigger is fast ,David, " "Yup, he's a turbo nigger, Sebastian".
by david November 9, 2006
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taffy

A derogetory term for someone from Wales. Actually, the derivation of this word is as follows (from the racial slur database): "The Taff is the name of the river that runs through Cardiff, the capital of Wales. Also from a poem that starts: "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief...." Another explanation is that Taffy is based on an English pronuciation of the common Welsh first name, "Daffyd" (David)."
by david December 14, 2003
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