David's definitions

fasser

a towny, some one who takes pleasure on terrorising and making life hell for anyone who is not part of their gangs. they all deserve cancer, or some other long term illness that will eventually kill them

oh god it's the fassers

by david October 29, 2003

The Andrea Agassi

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

by david November 9, 2006

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

mini-vomit

A small controlled vomit, that is easily caught in the mouth: a chunky gag. See Gerg

The wrotting smell from the dumpster made me have a mini-vomit.

by David December 2, 2003

marta

A bus; also known as Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

I'll take the Marta to work today.

by David April 25, 2003

reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.

Dinosaurs were reptiles.

by David March 6, 2004

Snerbinator

Fully grown Snerbs who have completed their training and mastered the art of masturbation. Also proficient in handing out random information and knowledge on a wide variety of subjects. Very hermatic and impervious to all degrees of sarcasm

Fnord - Holy shit a snerbinator
Snerbinator - ph33r!!!
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Fnord - attack miss
Snerbinator - lololol!!! HS..HS...HS..HS....pwned...lol
Snerbinator - Win

by David November 18, 2004