David's definitions

Mesmo

(New Norberian English)

1. lit. in a state of mesmerism, hypnotism; in a trance

2. in a state of bewilderment or confusion, daydreaming; 'out of it'

3. mind bogglingly awesome, spellbinding, captivating

(1) "He swung that watch in front of her face and she got all mesmo"

(2) "When the teacher called me to the board I had just woken up and was still pretty mesmo"

(3) "The new N64 cartridge is totally mesmo, bro"

by David January 7, 2005

nargis

(n.) a rare, warm, soft, very sweet and tasty delicasy, encased in a slightly tough shell, (which can become softer and more tranlucent to the experienced connoisseur); to be desired, savoured and appreciated by those with a taste for fine things.

by David August 9, 2003

Honey-Magnum

"Wicked awesome" - New Norberian English.

Aw gee, Dad - a RADIOFLYER WAGON?? HONEY-MAGNUM!

by David January 13, 2005

homophobe

A word for people who hate homosexuals. Like anti-semitism, this word is illogical because there should, by this logic, be a word to define anybody who hates anything, such as, say, Catholics. But there isn't because it's only a word to throw at people and make them seem ignorant for disagreeing with something they see as wrong, no matter how reasonable their purpose is. Basically, this is an unneeded word.

"You're mad at me for not paying my bills? You're just a homophobe!"
--Gay roommate

by David December 16, 2004

Solar System

1.A place where the planets, moons, comets, asteroids, and meteors are that orbit around the Sun. see
kuiper belt and oort cloud.

2.A similar kind of system around other star.

There are nine planets in the Solar System. They are discovering other solar systems.

by David March 8, 2004

sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp

i sheeped big bertha over there

by david February 15, 2004

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003