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1. Skater's Calf
After pushing while skating for an extended period of time, the calf of the standing leg starts to hurt badly. This is known as skater's calf.
Skater 1 - Dude, I got skater's calf.

Skater 2 - Dude, me too.

Skater 1 - Ow.
2. Calf Head
A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.
"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."
3. half calf
half calf is the certain type of sock that reaches half way up the tibia (shin) and ends just below the calf.

Half calf is the perfect balance of knee highs and no shows.

(Plural Half Calves)
Dude: Guess wat ima where since it be nice outside tomorrow.

Fella: Hold on let me guess you gonna be rockin' some legit shorts with the half calves. (Plural of Half calf)
4. starving calf
when a bitch sucks your cock like a starving calf sucks an udder AKA good head
that whore sucked my cock like a starving calf
by jason young Jan 13, 2005 share this
5. itchy calf girl
The girl in school who always wears tiny skirts, then procedes to lift her leg to scratch her calf, there by showing the whole cafeteria her red undies.
"Man, stop looking for the itchy calf girl, she's wearing jeans today"
"Damn, I needed some show today"
6. Brokeback Bucca
This is merely an exercise, not a sexual act in any way, it does not have any homosexual connotation at all. This is simply an ingenious way of doing calf raises. The calf raiser, or bull, will bend over with his armpits resting on a weight bar without weights on a flat bench. Then the spotter, or rider, will mount the calf raiser and straddle him directly above the buttocks. He will then lock his legs around the other mans lower torso. Then he places his hands on his hips and prepares to ride, in a completely heterosexual way. The Calf raiser will then begin to do calf raises with his partner as the weight. The partner will need to move his hips in a rythmic fasion in order to maintain balance while riding. He may opt to place both hands behind his head to change the muscle groups worked while he tries to maintain his balance. This is thought to be much more effective than the numerous machines made for this specific exercise that can have the weight adjusted with ease. It is a great workout and a great way to meet other completely heterosexual males with similar interests.
Guy #1: Hey I watched you drip dry in the shower today, you're gluts are awesome.
Guy #2: Yeah, thanks!
Guy #1: But you're calves could use a workout, maybe I could help you with that, how 'bout some Brokeback Bucca calf raises tomorrow?
Guy #2: You're on...right on.
7. ludwig von striceand
This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.
"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."

--**This move is often found in porn.**--
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