To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.
"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"
by Offspring243 February 26, 2012
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A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.
"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."
by narishkamothertrucker January 05, 2012
Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.
"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"
by ed hart April 26, 2006