David's definitions

l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.

I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!

by David October 12, 2005

Gonja

Sweet, sweet, Chiba! Also known as reefer, chron, and MJ.

David- Hey Shawn this gonja sure is hittin awesome!

Shawn- Hell yeah!

by David July 21, 2004

stag

A socially accepted, cool way to say "I am a big loser who couldn't get a date, but need something shorter than this to answer peoples' question of 'Who are you going with?'

"Who are you going with?"
"I'm going stag"
"Oh...what a loser."
"I know."

by David May 6, 2005

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to be raped,esp.homosexually.(This usually refers to men).

The orderly looked at the prisoner and said,"Isn't that the guy who got punked out?"

by David January 13, 2004

Antarctica

The only continent on Earth that's not owned by anyone and has no permanent population. It might one day be colonized and become a single country.

Antarctica is the coldest place on Earth.

by David December 7, 2003

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by David April 28, 2003

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006