David's definitions

lotaburger

A hamburger joint called Blake's Lotaburger that was founded back inthe early 1950's in New Mexico. The BEST burger ever made....Blake's green chili cheeseburger. Pure fucking nirvana, you'll think you died and gone to heaven. Blakes-throughout New Mexico!

The next time someone I knows goes to NM, they're picking me up a GC CB! Lotaburger rules and all other fast food joints drool!

by David November 25, 2003

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004

doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

by David March 5, 2005

Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 8, 2006

upside

1) preposition: meaning "against" or "up against"

2) noun: a possitive thing

1) You don't quite, Imma bus' you upside yo head, foo'
1) He threw him upside the truck. (up against the truck)

2) Well at least the upside is that we get paid for it.

by David May 13, 2005

myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"

i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.

by david January 3, 2004

overflow

A short-tempered female who always seems to be angry. See PMS.

Damn, Alyssa ALWAYS is in overflow mode.

by David May 28, 2003