David's definitions

assholes

any group of people who offend you

nu septaton are a bunch of assholes

by david October 12, 2003

jibbercock

a word that is really funny to say during class, especially drama class.

doesnt have much meaning exept for the "cock" part. it is really funny if u sing a song, where u say "jibbercock" and then someone in the backround says "cock".

i was bored during class so i just said "jibbercock" at random intervals so that my classmates cracked up.

by david March 15, 2004

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

by David March 6, 2004

Zabaneh

Definition: Really Rich People. originated in palestine. Decendants of a noble and royal bloodline.

"I want to be just like a Zabaneh."

by david November 9, 2006

The Andrea Agassi

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

by david November 9, 2006