David's definitions

dick-a-licious

fabulous. wayyyyyyyy sexy. all around Zesty and fun.

mmm. he is soooo Dick-a-licious I want to make like a wild animal on him.

by david October 28, 2003

shitsicle

a nasty popsicle. it tastes like its made with liquified poo.

Gross. this is NOT made by Good Humour. its clearly a homemade Shitsicle.

by david October 28, 2003

cher

one of the greatest perfomers of the last 40 years. A true legend that brings love and joy to those that get her. A rare symbol of fabulousness. rumoured to be immortal.(hopefully)

almost nobody entertains an audience like CHER. I love Cher!!!

by david October 28, 2003

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

fasser

a towny, some one who takes pleasure on terrorising and making life hell for anyone who is not part of their gangs. they all deserve cancer, or some other long term illness that will eventually kill them

oh god it's the fassers

by david October 29, 2003

Windows XP

an invention of the nazi's of microsoft to slow down the world and put everyone out of pocket, even the elderly, disabled and anyon else who hapens to live in a country were computers are used, i hope bill gates dies.

Windows XP, the worlds most powerful os, if you dont like computers that are switched on

by david October 29, 2003

Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW

Damn, look at her ass!!!!WOW

by David October 29, 2003