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Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004
mugGet the Turkey Lurkermug.

upside

1) preposition: meaning "against" or "up against"

2) noun: a possitive thing
1) You don't quite, Imma bus' you upside yo head, foo'
1) He threw him upside the truck. (up against the truck)

2) Well at least the upside is that we get paid for it.
by David May 13, 2005
mugGet the upsidemug.

MonkeyHorseShit

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun
Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit
by David November 23, 2002
mugGet the MonkeyHorseShitmug.

Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
by David August 8, 2006
mugGet the Perfect Shitmug.

turkey

The country which is not willing to recognise Armenian genocide which happened between 1915-1917 and took lives of about 2 millions of inoccent armenian women, children and men. Though all facts make it obvious that genocide took place, turkey still denies it and doesn't want to pay and return the land which belongs to Armenia. After being warned by his comrades not to kill Jews, Adolf Hitler said: Who remembers the Armenian massacre now?
speaker 1: What can you say about Turkey?

speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.

speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...
by David June 19, 2006
mugGet the turkeymug.

8-bit Theater

Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.
Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.
by David January 19, 2004
mugGet the 8-bit Theatermug.

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.
Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!
by david April 5, 2004
mugGet the knob Jockeymug.

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