The best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. A heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. Basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.
woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic February 10, 2012
noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.
1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.
2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 08, 2010
1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 10, 2010
A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010