Cosmo's definitions

GFEMP

an acronym (pronounced as a single syllable) for "Gently Flicking the End of My Penis". It can generally be exchanged in place of "joking" or "kidding" to impart a sense of incredulity.

Kevin: Dude, lemme buy you a beer?
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...

by Cosmo July 26, 2006

Princes

To be named Sir Flip and not know how to spell. Stems from the Latin root of Pasco De Gama.

It's not refuring, it's reffering.

by Cosmo March 6, 2005

bluebox

A condition, similar to blueballs but applicable to women, in which the genital area is flooded with blood for so long without release that it becomes painful. Can be both a noun and a verb, and used literally or figureatively.

"I was totally going to do it with this guy last night, and we were all making out and what not, then he left, and now I've got a nasty case of bluebox."

"Considering the way the White house owns Congress right now, Harriet Miers is gonna feel totally blueboxed if she doesn't get confirmed."

by Cosmo October 4, 2005

big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

binlate

Similar to leet, or elite. It means you are the best. It is a Finnish expression, and is only something you can use about a 100% perfect thing.

I'm binlate (i'm the best)

by Cosmo October 15, 2004

eleventh finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "eleventh finger" can also simply be slang for penis.

Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the eleventh finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.

by Cosmo July 12, 2006

steakhead

variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity.

"We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"

-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party.

by cosmo October 8, 2004