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foo-foo dust

(syn foo foo dust, fu fu dust, fu-fu dust)
A non-existant magical dust, used as a metaphor for whatever the hell it is that keeps desireable men in relationships with apprently undesirable women. Probably derived from foo foo or fu fu (the two are synonymous by synecdoche), though the nonsensical nature of the term probably implies that the term could have easily arisen "a tempore."
"Dude, Ben has been dating her for a long time but she is totally lame."

"Yeah, he's totally doped up on her foo-foo dust"
by cosmo July 20, 2004
mugGet the foo-foo dustmug.

binlate

Similar to leet, or elite. It means you are the best. It is a Finnish expression, and is only something you can use about a 100% perfect thing.
I'm binlate (i'm the best)
by Cosmo October 15, 2004
mugGet the binlatemug.

'bitzing

Using an online travel serivce to try and find the cheapest tickets for an upcoming trip. Truncated from "Orbitzing," after the popular travel service "Orbitz.com."
After 4 hours of 'bitzing, Jenna got transatlantic flight tickets for a mere 200 dollars.
by Cosmo July 19, 2005
mugGet the 'bitzingmug.

dick measuring contest

A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.
The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.
by Cosmo October 12, 2005
mugGet the dick measuring contestmug.

fun

doing things you arent supposed to do!
Sneaking out with Jimmy was fun.
by cosmo March 27, 2004
mugGet the funmug.

Psycho Test

The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.
Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?

Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
by Cosmo October 16, 2008
mugGet the Psycho Testmug.

boomin'

slammin', fly, super-fine, unfathomably hot and oh-so-delicious. irresistable - not that you would try to resist.
Did you see Matt this morning? Damn if that ass didn't look boomin'!
by cosmo August 25, 2004
mugGet the boomin'mug.

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