Cosmo's definitions

little spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")

see also meatball.

Jenna prefers to be little spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

cheating

When a woman who is either overweight to begin with, or who has recently gained weight, shows off or brags/complains about the size of her breasts.

Though it's seldom intentional on the part of the "cheater", all girls who have large breasts due to excess adipose tissue throughout their bodies are (rather chauvansitically) said to be "cheating".

Morgana: Man, this top totally shows off my 44F rack. I am so unbelievably sexy.

Kevin: No, you're so blatantly cheating.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

Office Spacing

when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.

Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.

Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?

Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

gash hound

A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)

"There goes Carcetti, chasing after another girl."
"Once a gash hound, always a gash hound."

by Cosmo October 7, 2007

weed spot

a place to buy and sometimes smoke marijuana. Used frequently in rap songs.

From "What if He was White?" by eminem and Sticky Fingaz:

If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
cuz everybody knows white men can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop.

by Cosmo February 10, 2005

11th finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "11th finger" can also simply be slang for penis.

Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the 11th finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.

by Cosmo July 12, 2006

soner

a half-erect penis. combination of "semi" and "boner." see also partial

"I would totally get up to change the channel but I've got a soner."

by Cosmo April 29, 2004