Cosmo's definitions

binlate

Similar to leet, or elite. It means you are the best. It is a Finnish expression, and is only something you can use about a 100% perfect thing.

I'm binlate (i'm the best)

by Cosmo October 15, 2004

neager

a way for white folks to say the n-word without getting their eye-teeth slapped in. Comes from Dave Chappelle's skit "The Black White Supremacist," in which Clayton Biggsby's overdone backwoods Southern accent turns the short "i" sound to something more along the lines of an "ay" sound. variations include: Nayger, negar, nahger etc.

"I hate neagers!" - Clayton Biggsby, a fictional KKK member (played by Dave Chappelle) who was born blind and raised by white supremacists, thus hating black people without ever realising that he himself is one.

by cosmo January 20, 2005

glove

A verb, meaning to conceal a beer can (or similar sized container of alcoholic beverage inside of a glove, so that it may be consumed discreetly (relatively speaking) in a public environment.

Though similar acts were most likely present wherever the underaged had easy access to beer, the first cited example of "gloving" a beer occured when Christopher L. Dunn, of Williamstown, MA, slipped a Bud Light into Jahan Bruce's left Isotoner at the Thompson Rink, during a Mt. Greylock v. Pittsfield High hockey game in the winter of 2000.

"Hey, what's up with that kid back there? He looks like he's drinking out of a mitten."

"Yeah, that's just Dunn. He's glovin' it tonight."

by Cosmo June 22, 2004

Office Spacing

when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.

Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.

Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?

Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

synecdoche

a stuffy college professor word that describes when you use part of an object to refer to the whole object. If you call you gun a "nine," or refer to a guy who is mean as a "dick," thats synecodche. Like most college professor words, it is originally greek, transferred into Latin and then imported into english.

"Man I can't go out tonight. I got no wheels"

(since he says "wheels" but means "car," this is synecdoche.)

by cosmo July 20, 2004

Anderbody

A run-together form of "and her body". Generally used immediately after butterface as a polite, face-saving and somewhat humorous way to say that a woman is not good looking, nor blessed with an aesthetically pleasing body.

It could conceivably be used to describe a similarly unattractive gentleman, thought to my knowledge, it has never been used in this fashion.

Spencer: Did you see that girl knut hooked up with last night?
Cosmo: Yeah, a real Butterface Anderbody.
Spencer: Good personality, though.
Cosmo: Oh, of course...

by Cosmo April 18, 2006

11th finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "11th finger" can also simply be slang for penis.

Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the 11th finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.

by Cosmo July 12, 2006