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Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
by Cosmo March 23, 2007
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poop

A corn log.
Golden brown floater.
Taking the kids to the pool.
losing weight.
A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink.
long range torpedo.
Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.
by Cosmo April 10, 2003
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jimjam

a condom. combination of jimmy (or jimmy hat) and toe jam.
by Cosmo January 3, 2005
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pinwheel of death

When one is using Macintosh OS X, and the computer crashes by turning the cursor into a pinwheel and not letting you do anything. SImilar to the Blue Screen of death from the old Windows NT days, but, like many Apple products, cuter and more friendly looking.
"Whoops! I tried to open two programs at once on this iMac with the stock 256mb of RAM. Now the keyboard and mouse button aren't working."

"Yup. Looks like you got the old pinwheel of death."
by cosmo October 23, 2005
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little spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")

see also meatball.
Jenna prefers to be little spoon.
by Cosmo July 31, 2005
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synonymous

this is another stuffy professor word. its basically stuffy old man way to say aka
Breasts are synonymous with boobies
by cosmo July 20, 2004
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fjork

(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.
Gas is 3.49 a gallon? What the fjork?
by cosmo August 17, 2004
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