Cosmo's definitions

pinwheel of death

When one is using Macintosh OS X, and the computer crashes by turning the cursor into a pinwheel and not letting you do anything. SImilar to the Blue Screen of death from the old Windows NT days, but, like many Apple products, cuter and more friendly looking.

"Whoops! I tried to open two programs at once on this iMac with the stock 256mb of RAM. Now the keyboard and mouse button aren't working."

"Yup. Looks like you got the old pinwheel of death."

by cosmo October 23, 2005

plums in a basket

When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.

See also: fruit salad

Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?

Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket

by Cosmo November 28, 2007

soner

a half-erect penis. combination of "semi" and "boner." see also partial

"I would totally get up to change the channel but I've got a soner."

by Cosmo April 29, 2004

11th finger

A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "11th finger" can also simply be slang for penis.

Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the 11th finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.

by Cosmo July 12, 2006

citizen

One of many street names for cocaine. Derived from the the classic film Citizen Kane, the second word in the title being a homophone with caine, another common slang term for the drug.

Chris: Yo, call up the dealer and see if he can score us some Citizen.
Kevin: Jesus, Chris, that's an awfully sophisiticated reference, don't you think?

by Cosmo July 6, 2006

weed spot

a place to buy and sometimes smoke marijuana. Used frequently in rap songs.

From "What if He was White?" by eminem and Sticky Fingaz:

If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
cuz everybody knows white men can't jump (Nope!)
And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop.

by Cosmo February 10, 2005

Office Spacing

when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.

Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.

Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?

Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.

by cosmo November 3, 2006