Cosmo's definitions

fjork

(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.

Gas is 3.49 a gallon? What the fjork?

by cosmo August 17, 2004

dome

A contest held between two or more competitors in which a set amount of beer is ingested by all competitors at regular intervals, usually one beer/minute. A competitor is declared "out" when he or she vomits. The last competitor to have not vomited is the winner. One-on-one domes are usually announced by chants of "Two men enter, one man leaves."

May also be used to refer to the act of participating in a dome.

"I won the dome last night by drinking 13 beers in 13 minutes."

or

"Did you see those guys doming last night?"

by Cosmo April 20, 2004

money

Money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it.

money is an (un)neccessary evil. see: anarchy

by Cosmo December 24, 2003

Anderbody

A run-together form of "and her body". Generally used immediately after butterface as a polite, face-saving and somewhat humorous way to say that a woman is not good looking, nor blessed with an aesthetically pleasing body.

It could conceivably be used to describe a similarly unattractive gentleman, thought to my knowledge, it has never been used in this fashion.

Spencer: Did you see that girl knut hooked up with last night?
Cosmo: Yeah, a real Butterface Anderbody.
Spencer: Good personality, though.
Cosmo: Oh, of course...

by Cosmo April 18, 2006

synecdoche

a stuffy college professor word that describes when you use part of an object to refer to the whole object. If you call you gun a "nine," or refer to a guy who is mean as a "dick," thats synecodche. Like most college professor words, it is originally greek, transferred into Latin and then imported into english.

"Man I can't go out tonight. I got no wheels"

(since he says "wheels" but means "car," this is synecdoche.)

by cosmo July 20, 2004

soner

a half-erect penis. combination of "semi" and "boner." see also partial

"I would totally get up to change the channel but I've got a soner."

by Cosmo April 29, 2004

citizen

One of many street names for cocaine. Derived from the the classic film Citizen Kane, the second word in the title being a homophone with caine, another common slang term for the drug.

Chris: Yo, call up the dealer and see if he can score us some Citizen.
Kevin: Jesus, Chris, that's an awfully sophisiticated reference, don't you think?

by Cosmo July 6, 2006