Cosmo's definitions

fun

doing things you arent supposed to do!

Sneaking out with Jimmy was fun.

by cosmo March 27, 2004

Psycho Test

The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.

Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?

Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.

by Cosmo October 16, 2008

fjork

(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.

Gas is 3.49 a gallon? What the fjork?

by cosmo August 17, 2004

synonymous

this is another stuffy professor word. its basically stuffy old man way to say aka

Breasts are synonymous with boobies

by cosmo July 20, 2004

Janey

A novice female, generally one from the city attempting an outdoor sport. A female Joey. Generally not used as an adjective, though.

Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas traveling to ski resorts in northern New England or Upstate NY, and shouting things like "Hey, Janey! Janey, hit the jump!" to each other, when they clearly have no idea what they're doing.

"Look at that freakin' Janey. I saw her out skiing this morning and she didn't make it off the Green lift once."

by Cosmo October 4, 2005

foo-foo dust

(syn foo foo dust, fu fu dust, fu-fu dust)
A non-existant magical dust, used as a metaphor for whatever the hell it is that keeps desireable men in relationships with apprently undesirable women. Probably derived from foo foo or fu fu (the two are synonymous by synecdoche), though the nonsensical nature of the term probably implies that the term could have easily arisen "a tempore."

"Dude, Ben has been dating her for a long time but she is totally lame."

"Yeah, he's totally doped up on her foo-foo dust"

by cosmo July 20, 2004

SUV Democrat

A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics. Found in high concentrations around Aspen, Colorado and Berkeley, California.

Dick: "Look at that! Another GMC Envoy with a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker."

Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."

by Cosmo August 1, 2005