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by Cosmo January 3, 2005
Get the jimjam mug.When one is using Macintosh OS X, and the computer crashes by turning the cursor into a pinwheel and not letting you do anything. SImilar to the Blue Screen of death from the old Windows NT days, but, like many Apple products, cuter and more friendly looking.
"Whoops! I tried to open two programs at once on this iMac with the stock 256mb of RAM. Now the keyboard and mouse button aren't working."
"Yup. Looks like you got the old pinwheel of death."
"Yup. Looks like you got the old pinwheel of death."
by cosmo October 23, 2005
Get the pinwheel of death mug.When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.
See also: fruit salad
See also: fruit salad
Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?
Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket
Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket
by Cosmo November 28, 2007
Get the plums in a basket mug.The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.
Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?
Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.
by Cosmo October 16, 2008
Get the Psycho Test mug.Sneaking out with Jimmy was fun.
by cosmo March 27, 2004
Get the fun mug.A novice female, generally one from the city attempting an outdoor sport. A female Joey. Generally not used as an adjective, though.
Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas traveling to ski resorts in northern New England or Upstate NY, and shouting things like "Hey, Janey! Janey, hit the jump!" to each other, when they clearly have no idea what they're doing.
Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas traveling to ski resorts in northern New England or Upstate NY, and shouting things like "Hey, Janey! Janey, hit the jump!" to each other, when they clearly have no idea what they're doing.
"Look at that freakin' Janey. I saw her out skiing this morning and she didn't make it off the Green lift once."
by Cosmo October 4, 2005
Get the Janey mug.an acronym (pronounced as a single syllable) for "Gently Flicking the End of My Penis". It can generally be exchanged in place of "joking" or "kidding" to impart a sense of incredulity.
Kevin: Dude, lemme buy you a beer?
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...
by Cosmo July 26, 2006
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