Cosmo's definitions

yestrosexual

A formerly homosexual person (usually male; for females hasbian is preferred) who is currently in a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

"Knut used to be dating Brad, but now he's dating liz."

"Sounds like another yestrosexual"

by cosmo August 9, 2004

super mario

Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.

...and Super Mario takes it in the finale again! Can anyone beat him?

by cosmo January 24, 2005

'bitzing

Using an online travel serivce to try and find the cheapest tickets for an upcoming trip. Truncated from "Orbitzing," after the popular travel service "Orbitz.com."

After 4 hours of 'bitzing, Jenna got transatlantic flight tickets for a mere 200 dollars.

by Cosmo July 19, 2005

Colombian Flu

The several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. So-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely Colombian export, and because of sniffling's association with the flu.

Chris: You sure are sniffling a lot, man.
Kevin: Yeah. Bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007