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(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.
Gas is 3.49 a gallon? What the fjork?
by Cosmo August 17, 2004
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(syn foo foo dust, fu fu dust, fu-fu dust)
A non-existant magical dust, used as a metaphor for whatever the hell it is that keeps desireable men in relationships with apprently undesirable women. Probably derived from foo foo or fu fu (the two are synonymous by synecdoche), though the nonsensical nature of the term probably implies that the term could have easily arisen "a tempore."
"Dude, Ben has been dating her for a long time but she is totally lame."

"Yeah, he's totally doped up on her foo-foo dust"
by Cosmo July 20, 2004
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A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)
"There goes Carcetti, chasing after another girl."
"Once a gash hound, always a gash hound."
by Cosmo September 24, 2007
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A sexual manouever in which a man, while fingering a woman outside of her field of vision, inserts his penis without announcing he is doing so. The act is generally employed as a means to commence intercourse with a hesitant (but willing) partner.

The term "11th finger" can also simply be slang for penis.
Chris: Well, she was kinda riding the fence about having sex with me. Since she never said no outright, I gave her the 11th finger, and that was that.

Kevin: nicely done, sir.
by Cosmo July 13, 2006
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