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"disher" (noun), used to describe someone who can dish it out but can't take it.
These people are often found lamenting the dishings of others, while forgetting the dishings that they themselves have committed. Everytime I give him shit, he gets pissed at me. But he talks so much shit himself! What a disher!
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| 2. | art punk | ||
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you're most likely to come across one of these weird and unusual creatures during the early hours of the morning lamenting the lose of his/her muse and drinking some decent red wine outside a closed cafe.
certainly to have dropped out of the local art college due to being surrounded by a load of middle class wannabes and the withdrawl of their funding grants. will create flyers for free gig tickets or beer. will convince you that they are only doing this until discovered by a rich patron at which point they will sell any principles they have for a quick buck. more than likely to be mistaken as being homeless. resposible for totally pointless flyers/stencils popping up around the city, a known triat they possess.
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| 3. | steakhead | ||
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variant of meathead. Generally applied more often to football players or used self-derisively by more intelligent meatheads to show that they do have some trace of creativity. "We can't have Scorpion Bowl this year because we're a bunch of steakheads and we broke them all"
-Football player, lamenting his fraternity's inability to hold their Scorpion Bowl party. |
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| 4. | mozshin | ||
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Mozshin, discovered in 2004 by two Starbooglesoft employees, is a word with multiple definitions and of Russian (emo) origins.
1 - A disease which is highly lethal and easily spread. Get tested and inform all your past partners if you have it. 2 - A spiced food (an aquired taste). 3 - A Russian club drug that will make you see daisies in traffic cones, if you know what I mean. Use with caution, or not at all, unless you're ready for some craaaazy times. "Dude, that guy frenched a horse when he was on mozshin, and he got a really bad incurable case of mozshin, and now he's lamenting the fact that he has less than a year to live and only one more Christmas to have a traditional Mozshin dinner."
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| 5. | Starbucks Socialist | ||
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A term used to describe a person who supposedly loathes corporate America, while at the same time being a major consumer of its products.
The phrase was coined after seeing numerous people drinking Starbucks coffee while preaching the wonders of socialism and the horror of corporate America. Gabriel sipped his Starbucks coffee while lamenting the rise of corporate America.
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| 6. | Latte Liberals | ||
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"Liberals" who have nothing better to do than to join fashionable causes.
This term derives from liberals who sit around and drink overpriced diluted Starbucks coffee while lamenting the plight of the poor. Latte Liberals have no sense of discretion and usually forget what they're arguing about soon after other latte liberals judge newer causes (polygamy, discrimination against left-handers, etc.) to be more worthy. Note contrast to cornflake conservative New Hampshire is invaded by Latte Liberals from Vermont once every four years.
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| 7. | quarter life crisis | ||
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Usually occurs sometime in your twenties, a few years out of school and still feel as though you're waiting for you're life to begin.
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For most people it will be arround twenty five years of age (give or take a year or two) as this tends to be when you're way of thinking is starting to change beyond that of a high school or college student. Most people realise they've reached this age if they talk to teens online and realise their way of thinking/talking/interacting etc is considerably diffrent and/or they're starting to refer to teens as 'kids'. It's an age where a lot people start developing a more realistic outlook in life and start feeling that if they haven't accomplished certain things in life they thought they would by then that they may never (Even though this isn't true and they still have a long time to attain their goals and dreams). This tends to be the age where regets about decitions made in High School, College etc start becomming more appart. The classes one didn't take, or could have tried harder in, the teams one didn't try out for, and wished they had and so forth can sometimes cause a lot of regret and even resentment of those that are doing things one wishes they'd done. Some people will respond to a quarter life crisis by rushing into various landmark type goals in life (ie, getting married, moving out from your parents house, getting your first house, getting your first real job, having kids). This could be because their friends have ... |
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