Colin's definitions

arya

arya's cool don't dis him

by colin November 2, 2003

goshmontay

A horny retard. Used by the sickest urbs.

Damn! Look at that Goshmontay all up on that special-ed teach!

by Colin November 14, 2004

toboggan

A sled. Not a knit hat!

"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.

by Colin January 12, 2005

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

homey don't play that

A disagreement or protest to a suggested idea or action.

Carlton said, "Let's watch American Idol!", and Will was like, "Homey don't play that."

by colin April 5, 2005

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004