Colin's definitions

Atheist

One who has found that all of the religions known (including atheism) have no evidence and that the effort put into any other religion is not worth the minute posibility that it may save their soul.

I could spend 2 hours a week worshiping God, and if i did pick the 0.0001% chance that it was the right religion then i still cannot do all the self-contradicting things the Bible asks

by Colin February 21, 2004

arya

arya's cool don't dis him

by colin November 2, 2003

goshmontay

A horny retard. Used by the sickest urbs.

Damn! Look at that Goshmontay all up on that special-ed teach!

by Colin November 14, 2004

toboggan

A sled. Not a knit hat!

"Hey, get out your toboggan, not your hat, and let's go sled riding.

by Colin January 12, 2005

vinnie paul

greatest drummer ever was with pantera the greatest band ever

listen to some

by colin December 11, 2003

homey don't play that

A disagreement or protest to a suggested idea or action.

Carlton said, "Let's watch American Idol!", and Will was like, "Homey don't play that."

by colin April 5, 2005

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004