Colin's definitions

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004

panko

a slut, whore, female who have sex with alot of guys

mrs. panko is a slut

by colin June 16, 2003

cruuuu

to crush something

Jermy was being gay so I cruuuuded his che.

by Colin October 24, 2003

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005