Colin's definitions

homey don't play that

A disagreement or protest to a suggested idea or action.

Carlton said, "Let's watch American Idol!", and Will was like, "Homey don't play that."

by colin April 5, 2005

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004

panko

a slut, whore, female who have sex with alot of guys

mrs. panko is a slut

by colin June 16, 2003

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003

cruuuu

to crush something

Jermy was being gay so I cruuuuded his che.

by Colin October 24, 2003

Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 11, 2004