Colin's definitions

alpha sigma tau

AST's are like female frat boys. you can find them on almost any night of the week doing a keg stand, kicking your ass in beer pong or doing a power hour. if you piss them off they will take one of their rusty anchors and show it up your ass! hottest, bitchiest girls alive

random girl: whos that slut doing a keg stang
friend: probably an AST, dont be jealous just beacuse they didnt give you a bid

by colin February 26, 2005

majorijisticalilablity

and egg

colin has two egg shaped balls

by colin March 12, 2003

clown shoes

when something is lame
thesuarus: weak sacue, mickey mouse boot squash

Nick: Nah, I can't go smoke a bowl I got work.
Colin: Dude!, that is so totally clown shoes.

by Colin January 15, 2004

5x5

another way to say true blue but more to the point being sharp, not soft.

That girl is 5x5 and very easy on the eyes.

by Colin March 27, 2004

caravaggio

Somethign Some Idiot WOuld Put inna banner so peple liKe me COulD Read aNd looK at...

none

by Colin August 8, 2003

zoomers

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

by colin November 20, 2003

t-town

Slang term for Tucson, Arizona

What are we doing in T-Town tonight?

by Colin August 19, 2004