Colin's definitions

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 11, 2004

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005

broke

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

by colin January 1, 2004

vr4

Also known as a pissed off Mercury Tracer, these turbo awd tanks are well known in the columbian underground as drug transport mobiles. Their power helps to ensure smooth getaways from trailing DEA agents, while their quadraphile owners enjoy the plush leather and trojan shift boot equipped interiors.

"Yo homes, what the ezekiel was that saloon?!? I think it was a pissed off Mercury Tracer."

"Damn my ninja, don't you know that was a V R Fo?"

by colin February 13, 2005

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

greatest movie of all time

''suddenly we were surounded by huge bats all swooping and sweeping and diving around the car''- rauol duke

fear and loathing in las vegas

by colin December 11, 2003

maul

To make out
old word from m yarents generation

we had to watch the two lovers maul.

by Colin January 30, 2005