Colin's definitions

whois

A command commonly used on IRC, other chat proggies, or a lan based network.. usually displays a users IP address, idle time, ISP, and channel activity

/whois jon

Jon: 255.255.255.5 Socal.rr.com
#care @#gtfo

by Colin October 20, 2003

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004

Git

A pregnant Camel

That is a git

by Colin September 14, 2003

Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

hang 21

When one is surfing, they place their hands, toes and penis on the edge of the board.

Yo, check me out! I'm doing a hang 21!

by colin November 10, 2003

Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

by colin November 21, 2003