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14 definitions by Citronic

 
1.
the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.

steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
by Citronic July 12, 2009
 
2.
This word is blatantly bolded, as it bluntly tells you your entry was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.
'SUBMISSION CANCELED.
Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.'

"What, the? They didn't even spell it right!"
by Citronic November 13, 2007
 
3.
a way to explain that you are one and only, heterosexual.
Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.
by Citronic October 21, 2007
 
4.
A person who gets so overly hyped up about something, all they can do is squeal and wave their hands furiously. Also known as a fangirl, encouraged by the thought of their favourite subject of choice.
"Look at that squeetard! It's amazing, how they can still breathe while squealing that high. It's only Johnny Depp/Naruto/something...."
by Citronic September 04, 2008
 
5.
n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.

the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.
rebecca: guess who's getting traintracks?
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...
by Citronic September 26, 2007
 
6.
To exaggerate sexual encounters to make others jealous.
Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.
by Citronic July 09, 2007
 
7.
when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.
he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."
by Citronic January 28, 2009