Chris's definitions

boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.

That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!

by chris March 22, 2005

Southern Kiss

A blow job.
It's a little more than a kiss.
It's southern because its down south.

"Lainie just gave me the best Southern Kiss ever."

by Chris January 31, 2005

blart

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

by Chris February 27, 2005

dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

by Chris January 7, 2004

two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."

by Chris July 22, 2006

K800

Superb play of the Valve game Half Life 2 and its mods, mainly Counter Strike : Source.

"Wow , whos that 1337 player owning us"
"It has to be K800"

by Chris February 28, 2005

Hindall

(hin-dull): 1. to mess something up in a way that no one else would even have thought to mess said something up. 2.an act that has no real meaning on any given plane, and is hard to believe can be accomplished in a world such as ours. 3. a jokingly derogatory name given to someone after they do something dumb.

1. - "He really Hindallized his whole life on that one decision right there."
2. - "After he dropped off the girl that he had a wonderful evening with and didn't kiss her goodnight, his friends said he pulled a Hindall."
3. - (After missing a block in football) "You should be a pitcher because you just threw a no-hitter, ya Hindall."

by Chris December 1, 2003