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When someone is still using text, chat lingo like: JK LOL in real life.
Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!

Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???

Rock 1: JK!!! LOL

Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat
by CaptainJefe June 30, 2010
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When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.
Hey, these are good photos of you!

Oh, thanks

Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?

Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!
by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010
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A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.
Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010
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It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages

Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010
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Someone who keeps dancing even though the music has stopped.
Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?

Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009
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When someone is to a point that they're so obsessed with Billy Mays it's like a drug to them. Like The drug "Purple Haze".
Some Guy: What are you doing?

Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!

Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?

Some Other Guy: No.

Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.
by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010
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The virtual crowd like in Guitar, Rock Band ect.

They can love you or hate you depends how rockin' you are!
Person A: Dude I got a score of 465,908 on Guitar Hero yesterday, the Video Crowd loved me!

Person B: LUCKY! They always hate me!
by CaptainJefe April 18, 2010
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