CaptainJefe's definitions

LOBL

The acronym for "Laying On Bed Laughing"

Sam: Man last night while I was in bed watching a Youtube video on my iPhone I was LOBL!

Jack: What video was it?

Sam: I don't wanna say.

by CaptainJefe April 27, 2010

Ig'd

v. Short version "ignored"

Alternate versions

v. "Ig" short for "ignore"

Dude I: Dude man I was texting my friend last night and we had a big conversation and he suddenly Ig'd me!

Dude II: Seriously? What a jerk!

Dude I: You said it!

by CaptainJefe July 6, 2010

Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.

Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(

by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010

Rowboat

When you jerk off two cocks in each hand while simultaneously riding another cock.

Tina likes to rowboat guys in the cafeteria

by CaptainJefe November 25, 2017

Blink Shot

When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.

Hey, these are good photos of you!

Oh, thanks

Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?

Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!

by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010

Continuation Dancer

Someone who keeps dancing even though the music has stopped.

Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?

Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

Thinktionary

A notebook you put your thoughts/ideas in.

Oh I just came with an idea! Thinktionary time!

Oh that just gave me a thought to put in my Thinktionary!

by CaptainJefe September 10, 2010