CaptainJefe's definitions

Billy Haze

When someone is to a point that they're so obsessed with Billy Mays it's like a drug to them. Like The drug "Purple Haze".

Some Guy: What are you doing?

Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!

Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?

Some Other Guy: No.

Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.

by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010

Blink Shot

When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.

Hey, these are good photos of you!

Oh, thanks

Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?

Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!

by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010

Rowboat

When you jerk off two cocks in each hand while simultaneously riding another cock.

Tina likes to rowboat guys in the cafeteria

by CaptainJefe November 25, 2017

Thinktionary

A notebook you put your thoughts/ideas in.

Oh I just came with an idea! Thinktionary time!

Oh that just gave me a thought to put in my Thinktionary!

by CaptainJefe September 10, 2010

Continuation Dancer

Someone who keeps dancing even though the music has stopped.

Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?

Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

UD Envy

When your on Urban Dictionary and you see all these clever words and you envy because you didn't think of them.

Person #1: I'm so envious of all these awesome words on Urban Dictionary

Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)

by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010

Forwarding Monster

It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.

Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages

Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!

by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010