Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
by CaptainJefe April 07, 2010
When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.
Hey, these are good photos of you!
Oh, thanks
Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?
Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!
Oh, thanks
Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?
Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!
by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010
A person that's new to Paintball.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Hey do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009
Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!
Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???
Rock 1: JK!!! LOL
Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat
Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???
Rock 1: JK!!! LOL
Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat
by CaptainJefe June 30, 2010
It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 03, 2010
Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?
Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.
Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009
Bob: Have you heard the news?
Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?
Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.
Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?
Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.
Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010