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Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
Person 2: Sure!
Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!
Person 2: ....
Person 1: So what do you think?
Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket
Person 1: Oh......Ok :(
by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010
Get the Fail Bucket mug.The virtual crowd like in Guitar, Rock Band ect.
They can love you or hate you depends how rockin' you are!
They can love you or hate you depends how rockin' you are!
Person A: Dude I got a score of 465,908 on Guitar Hero yesterday, the Video Crowd loved me!
Person B: LUCKY! They always hate me!
Person B: LUCKY! They always hate me!
by CaptainJefe April 18, 2010
Get the Video Crowd mug.Sam: Man last night while I was in bed watching a Youtube video on my iPhone I was LOBL!
Jack: What video was it?
Sam: I don't wanna say.
Jack: What video was it?
Sam: I don't wanna say.
by CaptainJefe April 27, 2010
Get the LOBL mug.It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
Get the Working Lazy mug.It's a person who gets something on his/her email or text message then forwards it to a bunch of other people.
Person 1: Yeah so I went to this party last night and (beep beep) Oh hold on phones beeping. Oh I got a text, oh it's from
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
(Person 3) he's alwys forwarding me emails and text messages
Person 2: Yeah me too! What a Forwarding Monster!
by CaptainJefe March 3, 2010
Get the Forwarding Monster mug.When someone is to a point that they're so obsessed with Billy Mays it's like a drug to them. Like The drug "Purple Haze".
Some Guy: What are you doing?
Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!
Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?
Some Other Guy: No.
Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.
Some Other Guy: Watching all of Billy Mays' commercials,
there amazing! I also bought all of his products!!!
Some Guy: Dude, are you on drugs or something?
Some Other Guy: No.
Some Guy: Oh, wait, It's probably from Billy Haze.
by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010
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Person #1: I'm so envious of all these awesome words on Urban Dictionary
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010
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