Definitions by CaptainJefe

Rowboat 

When you jerk off two cocks in each hand while simultaneously riding another cock.

Tina likes to rowboat guys in the cafeteria

Rowboat by CaptainJefe November 25, 2017

Thinktionary

A notebook you put your thoughts/ideas in.

Oh I just came with an idea! Thinktionary time!

Oh that just gave me a thought to put in my Thinktionary!

Thinktionary by CaptainJefe September 10, 2010

Frill 

Frill meaning: Cool, Fresh, Awesome etc

n. "That Coca-Cola party room is frill!"

v. "Have you seen this new app? It's frill!"

Frill by CaptainJefe July 19, 2010

Ig'd 

v. Short version "ignored"

Alternate versions

v. "Ig" short for "ignore"

Dude I: Dude man I was texting my friend last night and we had a big conversation and he suddenly Ig'd me!

Dude II: Seriously? What a jerk!

Dude I: You said it!

Ig'd by CaptainJefe July 6, 2010

Caught Back In The Chat 

When someone is still using text, chat lingo like: JK LOL in real life.

Rock 1: I'm gonna ROCK your world Rock 2!!

Rock 2: Ohhhhkaaayyy???

Rock 1: JK!!! LOL

Rock 2: Looks like you're still Caught Back In The Chat

Caught Back In The Chat by CaptainJefe July 5, 2010

Toolution 

The act of a tool going being toolish and spreading it everywhere.

Bob: Have you heard the news?

Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?

Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.

Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.

Toolution by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010

LOBL 

The acronym for "Laying On Bed Laughing"

Sam: Man last night while I was in bed watching a Youtube video on my iPhone I was LOBL!

Jack: What video was it?

Sam: I don't wanna say.

LOBL by CaptainJefe April 27, 2010