preading

The act of pre-reading.

"I spent my afternoon preading for the Economics lecture."

preading by BioSta July 27, 2016

preading

The act of pretending to read something like a contract on Google terms and conditions or more commonly in classrooms when children are distracted and just pretend to read.

The teacher looks towards Timmy and yells, ''Timmy, are you preading again. Concentrate lad''

preading by Spinbuster March 1, 2017

preding

The act of walking around a night club or other social setting and scanning the room for the opposite sex to approach and begin seducing. This behavior is very obvious to others and the body language of the subject looks like that of a wild predator looking around for a viable prey.

That horny old man who is staring at those pre-teens ain't fooling anyone - he's preding.

preding by b00zy July 2, 2006

Special Pleading 

Name of the mental mechanism that allows people to make exceptions to an otherwise self-accepted statement without being hounded by guilt.

Special Pleading in action:
Jack and Kyle are in line at a pizzeria. Jack notices that Kyle ordered 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Coke. Jack thinks that Kyle is a fatass for doing so.

The next day, Jack orders 4 slices of pizza and a liter of Sprite and downs it all for lunch. But, as he's putting the pizza to bed, all he thinks about is how especially hungry he is after skipping breakfast that morning.

Special Pleading by all the good ones were taken. July 14, 2009

Preaking 

Pre freaking. When you freak out about something before it happens; or freaking out about how you're going to freak out.

Person 1: I'm totally gonna freak out camping by myself!

Person 2: Dude, quit preaking!

Preaking by Storme the Cat May 14, 2016

Pleading the Fifth 

Pleading the Fifth amendment (United States). Not saying shit, or in other words, snitching.

friend 1: damn you see Johnny just got picked up by the feds?
friend 2: Yeah but we know Johnny, He always Pleading the fifth.

Pleading the Fifth by Gabri31 May 4, 2018

Pleading Rizz 

One with the utmost desire (pleading/begging) to include ones self amongst the “bitches”

“Ayo you hear about Jamal and his new asian girl?"

"bro PLEASEEE MY TURN" *in pleading Rizz

Pleading Rizz by RizzleyBear February 7, 2023