17 definitions by CaptainJefe
When your on Urban Dictionary and you see all these clever words and you envy because you didn't think of them.
Person #1: I'm so envious of all these awesome words on Urban Dictionary
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
Person #2: Yeah I know there amazing!! (UD Envy)
by CaptainJefe January 10, 2010
A person that's new to Paintball.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Hey do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009
Sam: Man last night while I was in bed watching a Youtube video on my iPhone I was LOBL!
Jack: What video was it?
Sam: I don't wanna say.
Jack: What video was it?
Sam: I don't wanna say.
by CaptainJefe April 27, 2010
by CaptainJefe November 25, 2017
Bob: Have you heard the news?
Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?
Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.
Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?
Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.
Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.
by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010
It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
by CaptainJefe July 17, 2010