22 definitions by Butter Mike

digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 17, 2023

pageant alycia

Otherwise known as "bye felicia," this is a ho with no morals that will stop at nothing to win a pageant.

Kristin: Damn, Bree, I am worried about that blonde bitch with the big tits. So, I think you know what we have to do.
Bree: Oh hell no, I ain't pulling no pageant alycia like the last time.

by Butter Mike July 3, 2019

butter beer

A bullshit drink concocted by assholes in capes

Look at that freek in the cape, bitch sucking down a butter beer

by Butter Mike September 16, 2018

peepee secret

Some shit that dentists say when they hit you with the laughing gas and feel your goodies

If you don’t tell, this will be our little peepee secret, i love all cavities

by Butter Mike September 16, 2018

social distance

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years

Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time

by Butter Mike April 28, 2020

peepee walker

Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.

Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.

by Butter Mike December 15, 2018

bullshittily

something a big whore would say after she is caught with a big dick in her mouth

jim: are you fucking kidding me right now, is my wife sucking your flacid penis?
enrique: dont bullshittily complain about it after you watch

by Butter Mike November 7, 2019