22 definitions by Butter Mike

ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy

Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.

by Butter Mike October 12, 2018

Pageant Queen

A shady bitch who will stop at nothing to be in the top 15 of a pageant.

Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.

by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

mother of the year

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner

Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.

by Butter Mike November 25, 2018

NaeNae butt stain

When a sister eats fried chicken and leaves a skid mark in the booth

keke: girl, that chicken is running right through me. I don’t want to leave a NaeNae butt stain in this booth
Laelae: oh, whatever, it won’t be the first time

by Butter Mike February 9, 2023

covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills

Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.

by Butter Mike May 19, 2020

Covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution

Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on

by Butter Mike May 19, 2020

Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

by Butter Mike October 21, 2018