Billy's definitions

hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY May 13, 2005

Starsky

When one does something out of the orindary too look cool... if it is jumping over a hole in the ground and landing it propporly .... etc.

" Woah BUddy juss pulled a starsky over there, HEY buddy WHERES HUTCH? U asshole!"

by BILLY December 21, 2004

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

Double Dunk

A sexual act where one person deficates into another person's anus, then the reciever then deficates into the original peron's mouth and then eats it.

I want you to give me a double dunk!

by Billy March 7, 2005

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

Ridly

Ridly - a nice tall handsome man who has a lot going for him. Very good athlete but doesn’t have the card game genes, one of the worst crib players around.

Ex. Ericka is better at crib than ridly.

by Billy December 7, 2021

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 1, 2019