Billy's definitions

marriage

A special right that's generally reserved for heterosexuals.

Britnery Spears was allowed to enter the holy state of marriage for an entire 55 hours because she's heterosexual and thus brings honor to the sacred tradition.

by Billy December 4, 2004

dingle berries

When a collection of toilet paper and shit build up on your arse hairs to form 'dingle berries'.

Sean likes eating dingle berries after a week without showering.

by billy February 14, 2004

ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 15, 2004

coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.

After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.

by Billy December 9, 2003

Skoke

A pop-punk, punk, ska band based in MoCo that works hard to get gigs.

Colin: Hey are you going to that abnds Skoke show?
Jesse: Yeah man there phat.

by Billy December 27, 2003

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

pape

Paper or papers that are used to roll marijuana cigarettes, or cigaweed.

Man, you got any pape's, momma' swiped all mine!

by Billy January 30, 2004