Billy's definitions

jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

by Billy February 1, 2005

lgn

a TotalFark acronym standing for Link Goes Nowhere. Usually used to start a thread that is not based on a link.

What's your catch phrase? LGN

by billy January 6, 2005

yugioh

Show about kid who is possessed by a spirit (his other self) and kills people who piss him off.

d00d i'll get yugioh on ur ass if you dont shut up

by Billy June 22, 2003

Shamtanical

a nother word for kick ass sweetness.

or another word for ridiculously freaking awesome.

Dude! that was so shamtanical.

by billy September 19, 2004

elkrantz

An Erection so intense and is lethal approximatley 75% of the time. Although rare, Elkrantz requires medical attention. Possible casue of elkrantz is seeing boobies.

After seeing the bodacious TA-TAS, Melvin felt the onset of an elkrantz, so immediatley called his doctor.

by Billy March 22, 2005

pete rose

-verb -when trying to hit a home run, and the girl is blocking the plate and saying no to your advances, you just plow over the catcher having little disregard for her and get to home plate safely. Thus having sex with her.

the girl last night wouldnt let me stick it in, so i just pulled a pete rose and had sex with her anyway.

by billy March 3, 2005

Ridly

Ridly - a nice tall handsome man who has a lot going for him. Very good athlete but doesn’t have the card game genes, one of the worst crib players around.

Ex. Ericka is better at crib than ridly.

by Billy December 7, 2021