AbnormalBoy's definitions

pro-choice vegetarian

Someone who abstains from meat consumption and does not believe in coercing others to do the same.

"Don't worry, guys. I'm a pro-choice vegetarian, you can eat steaks in peace while I'll have a salad."

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

wild thing

Sexy and rambunctious individual.

"Wild thing, you move me!"

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

I approve this message

Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.

On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

Midwest

1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states:

Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kansas
Missouri

2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

The climate is extreme but the people are moderate.

The show was a hit in the Midwest before its popularity spread outward.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

shit-eating grin

A smile indicating a joyous secret.

"You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."

by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

omega male

Male in a group who is least likely to take the initiative and lead, due to a lack of esteem, ability or interest.

Antonym of "alpha male".

"I'm going to break routine and lead this project. I'm tired of being the 'omega male'".

by AbnormalBoy September 20, 2005