AbnormalBoy's definitions

nom de blog

Pseudonym used by an author of a blog.

My real name is Sam. Online, folks know me by my nom de blog, Frankenchrist.

by AbnormalBoy September 19, 2006

chicks with dicks

See the movie "Clerks" by director Kevin Smith to hear this phrase in a good context.

It's hermaphroditic porn! It's "Chicks with Dicks 47".

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.

"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

tix

Text messaging word for "tickets".

"Got the tix 4 the game r u rdy?"

"u bet"

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

ersatz

Being an inferior substitute or alternative.

The show "Mad TV" is an ersatz "Saturday Night Live".

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

pro-choice vegetarian

Someone who abstains from meat consumption and does not believe in coercing others to do the same.

"Don't worry, guys. I'm a pro-choice vegetarian, you can eat steaks in peace while I'll have a salad."

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004