Definitions by AbnormalBoy

shit-eating grin 

A smile indicating a joyous secret.

"You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."

shit-eating grin by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

book 

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

book by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. 

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

chicks with dicks

See the movie "Clerks" by director Kevin Smith to hear this phrase in a good context.

It's hermaphroditic porn! It's "Chicks with Dicks 47".

chicks with dicks by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

autodefenestration 

The act of throwing oneself out a window.

From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.

Fred's emotional pain led to his autodefenestration.

autodefenestration by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004

antiautodefenestrationism 

Being against throwing oneself out a window.

Originates from autodefenestration, meaning "throwing oneself out a window", which originates from defenestrate, meaning "to throw out a window".

Pardon my antiautodefenestrationism, but my students must exit through the door.

antiautodefenestrationism by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004

Magnus Digeratus 

A member of the top echelon of computer programmers; ubergeek.

From "digerati", which is from "literati".

Magnus Digeratus John Carmack revolutionized the "first person shooter" genre of computer games.

Magnus Digeratus by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004