AbnormalBoy's definitions

Juicy Lucy

Alcoholic beverage prepared by mixing:

2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)

Bartender: What'll it be? A Harvey Wallbanger?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Juicy Lucy.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

Magnus Digeratus

A member of the top echelon of computer programmers; ubergeek.

From "digerati", which is from "literati".

Magnus Digeratus John Carmack revolutionized the "first person shooter" genre of computer games.

by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.

"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.

Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005

cherry picker

1) Person who choses easy tasks over challenging ones.

2) Man who seduces young virgins.

1) "You chose to update the booklets rather than take on the big Hong Kong project? You are such a cherry picker!"

2) "You're dating another Freshman English major? You are such a cherry picker!"

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

dyscourse

Discourse with more miscommunication than communication.

The newlyweds didn't understand each other. After so much dyscourse, they decided to divorce.

by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004