AbnormalBoy's definitions

astronomer

Someone who does it all night.

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

Juicy Lucy

Alcoholic beverage prepared by mixing:

2 shots Vodka
1 shot Gin
2 shots Blue Curacao
Top with Orange juice
And Sprite (lemonade)

Bartender: What'll it be? A Harvey Wallbanger?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Juicy Lucy.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

william hung

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.

William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.

"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

Sisterstatistics

Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.

Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.

by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004

c#

Programming language developed by Microsoft whose syntax is very similar to C++, is completely object-oriented and allows fast development.

Contrary to what many believe, C# is NOT proprietary...Java is actually proprietary. However, because Microsoft still dominates its direction, it may be considered to be "semi-de facto" proprietary at this stage.

C# traded off some runtime speed for safety and quick development. More optimized compilers in the near future may reduce this speed disadvantage while retaining the advantages.

Holistically, C# is perhaps the best programming language in existence.

Our group is now using C# in our projects. We can now get things done in half the time.

by AbnormalBoy July 20, 2005