Definitions by AbnormalBoy

cow fight 

Fight between two overweight girls. Like a cat fight, but not as sexy.

Somebody stop the cow fight in the parking lot before a car gets dented!

cow fight by AbnormalBoy January 23, 2005

'brid 

Hybrid vehicle. 'Brids will become more attractive after gas prices reach $4.00 per gallon.

"You got a 'brid? Dude, that's very cool and environmentally responsible."

'brid by AbnormalBoy December 31, 2004

mathturbation 

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

mathturbation by AbnormalBoy December 2, 2004

slip me some skin 

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

slip me some skin by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004

I approve this message

Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.

On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."

I approve this message by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

william hung 

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.

William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.

william hung by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

master debater 

A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.

The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.

Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.

Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.

master debater by AbnormalBoy October 13, 2004