87 definitions by AbnormalBoy
| 1. | boobies | ||
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1) Female organs that are:
Okay if small O O Better if they protrude (.)(.) Even better if they bifurcate (.Y.) Best if they have also have big areola (oYo) 2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down. From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
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AbnormalBoy
May 7, 2004
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| 2. | Midwest | ||
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1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states:
Ohio Indiana Illinois Michigan Wisconsin Minnesota Iowa Nebraska North Dakota South Dakota Kansas Missouri 2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line. The climate is extreme but the people are moderate. The show was a hit in the Midwest before its popularity spread outward.
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AbnormalBoy
Apr 19, 2004
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| 3. | holocaust | ||
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Disaster on a horrific scale. "A nuclear holocaust could wipe out 95% of our population."
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AbnormalBoy
May 27, 2004
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| 4. | wayne gretzky | ||
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Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.
Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game. Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!
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AbnormalBoy
Sep 16, 2004
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| 5. | rubberneck | ||
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To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.
This act exacerbates traffic delays. Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.
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Apr 16, 2004
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| 6. | shit-eating grin | ||
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A smile indicating a joyous secret. "You got the promotion! I knew there was a reason for that shit-eating grin."
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AbnormalBoy
Sep 2, 2004
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| 7. | william hung | ||
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One of the most brilliant young minds in America.
Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire. William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.
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AbnormalBoy
Nov 1, 2004
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