AbnormalBoy's definitions

william hung

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.

William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.

by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.

"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

tix

Text messaging word for "tickets".

"Got the tix 4 the game r u rdy?"

"u bet"

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

ersatz

Being an inferior substitute or alternative.

The show "Mad TV" is an ersatz "Saturday Night Live".

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

pro-choice vegetarian

Someone who abstains from meat consumption and does not believe in coercing others to do the same.

"Don't worry, guys. I'm a pro-choice vegetarian, you can eat steaks in peace while I'll have a salad."

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

wild thing

Sexy and rambunctious individual.

"Wild thing, you move me!"

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004