Definitions by AbnormalBoy

Sisterstatistics 

Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.

Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.

Sisterstatistics by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004

dot communist

Someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.

"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"

dot communist by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004

holocaust 

Disaster on a horrific scale.

"A nuclear holocaust could wipe out 95% of our population."

holocaust by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004

dink 

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.

Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!

dink by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

wild thing 

Sexy and rambunctious individual.

"Wild thing, you move me!"

wild thing by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

sovereignty 

Should mean "Independence and self-government" not just "government" because that meaning is already taken.

Ron: We will transfer sovereignty to the Iraqi people.

Luke: Wouldn't it be better to say we will facilitate sovereignty for the Iraqi people?

sovereignty by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

Indian summer

Warm spell in autumn.

"Indian" meant "false" by racist colonialists.

See Indian giver.

Thanks to the Indian summer, I'll be playing softball with my family on Thanksgiving.

Indian summer by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004