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molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.
I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.
by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007
mugGet the molest a brainchildmug.

xlr8

Accelerate. Can be used in text messaging or on licence plates.
"The licence plate says 'I XLR8'. What does that mean? Oh, nevermind."
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
mugGet the xlr8mug.

Magnus Digeratus

A member of the top echelon of computer programmers; ubergeek.

From "digerati", which is from "literati".
Magnus Digeratus John Carmack revolutionized the "first person shooter" genre of computer games.
by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
mugGet the Magnus Digeratusmug.

poindexter

A male who lacks popularity due to his pedantism and quirky fashion sense. Usually impartial to bowties.
"Poindexter, when he said everyone was invited to his party he didn't mean you! Isn't there a book-of-the-month club meeting somewhere?"
by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004
mugGet the poindextermug.

wingdings

A font that has actually stirred some controversy:

* Open a Microsoft Word document.
* Type "NYC" (use capital letters).
* Change the text to 72 point WEBdings.
* Now change the text to wingdings.

There is another "conspiracy".
Supposedly, the serial number (or whatever) of one of the September 11th airplanes was "Q33NY". Try that in 72 point wingdings (be sure to use capital letters).
Oh my God! Wingdings is prophetic!
by AbnormalBoy October 1, 2004
mugGet the wingdingsmug.

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.
"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."
by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
mugGet the sperm bank qualitymug.

welfare queen

1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.

2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.
1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!

2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!
by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004
mugGet the welfare queenmug.

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