AbnormalBoy's definitions

indian giver

Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.

Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).

Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!

Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...

*Door slams*

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.

"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

lincoln log

Large turd that emerges after constipation.

I ate some bran and took a laxative. The lone lincoln log clogged the toilet.

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

omega male

Male in a group who is least likely to take the initiative and lead, due to a lack of esteem, ability or interest.

Antonym of "alpha male".

"I'm going to break routine and lead this project. I'm tired of being the 'omega male'".

by AbnormalBoy September 20, 2005

dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.

"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004