87 definitions by AbnormalBoy

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.
The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.
by AbnormalBoy December 02, 2004
Being an inferior substitute or alternative.
The show "Mad TV" is an ersatz "Saturday Night Live".
by AbnormalBoy May 07, 2004
1) One more than 136.
2) ROUNDED OFF inverse of the fine structure constant (0.007297351 +/- 0.000000006), which is a product of two physical constants and measures the strength with which subatomic particles interact with one another and with light. Appreciated by physicists but not physicians.
The room number for the lounge in the Physics department is 137, in honor of the fine structure constant.
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.
"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"
by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004
Someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.
"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"
by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004
Should mean "Independence and self-government" not just "government" because that meaning is already taken.
Ron: We will transfer sovereignty to the Iraqi people.

Luke: Wouldn't it be better to say we will facilitate sovereignty for the Iraqi people?
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.
When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005
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