AbnormalBoy's definitions

pocha

Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.

When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

by AbnormalBoy December 2, 2004

chemistry

Interactions that originate from personalities.

"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

sovereignty

Should mean "Independence and self-government" not just "government" because that meaning is already taken.

Ron: We will transfer sovereignty to the Iraqi people.

Luke: Wouldn't it be better to say we will facilitate sovereignty for the Iraqi people?

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

bumper thumper

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes

"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."

by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004

cow fight

Fight between two overweight girls. Like a cat fight, but not as sexy.

Somebody stop the cow fight in the parking lot before a car gets dented!

by AbnormalBoy January 23, 2005

boobies

1) Female organs that are:

Okay if small
O O

Better if they protrude
(.)(.)

Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)

Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)


2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.

From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004