AbnormalBoy's definitions

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

phenom

Short for "phenomenal". A child prodigy of athletics.

The fifteen year old pitching phenom has Major League Baseball scouts following his every move.

by AbnormalBoy April 2, 2004

chemtrail

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

Slick Willie

1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.

2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.

2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.

1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.

2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"

2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

dispro

Vulgar term midgets use to refer to a dwarf.

Midget #1: Hey! Check out the dispro auditioning for the movie!

Midget #2: Don't say that! He's a little person just like you and me. We have disproportionalities too.

by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

Respondez sil vous plait as soon as possible.

(via email)
Sarah, the car insurance policy expires tomorrow. Should I just renew or shop for better quotes?

R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.

by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004

dot communist

Someone who believes everything about the internet should be free.

"You think the government should fund a program to provide free high-speed internet access to everyone? What are you, a dot communist?"

by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004