AbnormalBoy's definitions

The Last Word

I have TLW now!

Eat Me!!!!

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

boobies

1) Female organs that are:

Okay if small
O O

Better if they protrude
(.)(.)

Even better if they bifurcate
(.Y.)

Best if they have also have big areola
(oYo)


2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.

From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

master debater

A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.

The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.

Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.

Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.

by AbnormalBoy October 13, 2004

Hitler's wet dream

Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.

"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."

by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

bumper thumper

Derived from bible thumper

An automobile that:


* Is valued at less than $1000.00

* Is covered with more than a dozen bumper stickers preaching an ideal you disagree with

* Travels at half the speed limit and tends to linger between lanes

"I'll be late for work unless this fucking bumper thumper gets out of my way."

by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004