calculus

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.
"I'm taking AP Calculus my senior year. I think it'll give me more options for college."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.
"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
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william hung

One of the most brilliant young minds in America.

Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.
William Hung did not gain fame by accident. It was all according to his plan.
by AbnormalBoy November 01, 2004
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I approve this message

Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
by AbnormalBoy November 01, 2004
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Magnus Digeratus

A member of the top echelon of computer programmers; ubergeek.

From "digerati", which is from "literati".
Magnus Digeratus John Carmack revolutionized the "first person shooter" genre of computer games.
by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
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Harvey Wallbanger

Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:

Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.
Bartender: What'll it be? A Juicy Lucy?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.
by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004
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