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Sisterstatistics

Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.
Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.
by AbnormalBoy July 31, 2004
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c#

Programming language developed by Microsoft whose syntax is very similar to C++, is completely object-oriented and allows fast development.

Contrary to what many believe, C# is NOT proprietary...Java is actually proprietary. However, because Microsoft still dominates its direction, it may be considered to be "semi-de facto" proprietary at this stage.

C# traded off some runtime speed for safety and quick development. More optimized compilers in the near future may reduce this speed disadvantage while retaining the advantages.

Holistically, C# is perhaps the best programming language in existence.
Our group is now using C# in our projects. We can now get things done in half the time.
by AbnormalBoy July 20, 2005
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Slick Willie

1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.

2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.

2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.

2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"

2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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dispro

Vulgar term midgets use to refer to a dwarf.
Midget #1: Hey! Check out the dispro auditioning for the movie!

Midget #2: Don't say that! He's a little person just like you and me. We have disproportionalities too.
by AbnormalBoy May 23, 2004
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calculus

Usually the highest level of math taught at high schools. Must be taken by those considering to major in engineering, math or physics.

Otherwise, should still be taken to make transcript look better.
"I'm taking AP Calculus my senior year. I think it'll give me more options for college."
by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004
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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.
Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!
by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004
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