88 definitions by AbnormalBoy
Branch of "mathematics" superficially resembling Statistics. Does not actually involve logic and often is based on wishful thinking. Exclusively used by people unskilled at math. The "Law of Averages" is a major component.
Using sisterstatistics the bum convinced himself that since he has bought so many lottery tickets, he is due for some winnings.
by AbnormalBoy August 1, 2004
Someone who gives a gift and asks for it to be returned.
Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Based on the observation by European colonialists that native Americans would, by tradition, give a gift as a signal for something more significant in return. Interpreted negatively, leading the word "Indian" to mean false (e.g. Indian summer).
Girl in foyer: You gave me the necklace and now you want it back? You Indian giver!
Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...
*Door slams*
Guy on porch: You know, the origin of the word "Indian giver" comes from ...
*Door slams*
by AbnormalBoy May 25, 2004
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
One of the most brilliant young minds in America.
Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.
Formulated a plan where he would gain fame and fortune by singing horribly. His plan worked and can now retire.
by AbnormalBoy November 2, 2004
by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004
Interactions that originate from personalities.
"He is in dire need of unconditional acceptance and she is exceedingly critical of others. Their chemistry is just awful."
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004