AbnormalBoy's definitions

welfare queen

1) Individual who is perpetually dependent on government aid so that he/she and his/her family survive.

2) Corporation that is perpetually dependent on government incentives/subsidies to survive.

1) She gets free treatment from the state for drug addiction and has had seven children…all when on welfare? What a welfare queen!

2) Boeing is receiving the bulk of a $3.2 Billion dollar package of tax breaks just so 800 workers are hired in Washington State instead of some other state? What a welfare queen!

by AbnormalBoy April 23, 2004

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

rubberneck

To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.

This act exacerbates traffic delays.

Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004

knuckle sandwich

What the very elderly threaten to give to their great-grandchildren as an alternative to unappetizing food.

Great Grandfather: You don’t like lima beans, huh? Well, perhaps you’d rather have a knuckle sandwich.

*SMACK!*

Toddler: Wwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

dinosaur

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.

Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

cherry picker

1) Person who choses easy tasks over challenging ones.

2) Man who seduces young virgins.

1) "You chose to update the booklets rather than take on the big Hong Kong project? You are such a cherry picker!"

2) "You're dating another Freshman English major? You are such a cherry picker!"

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004