Definitions by AbnormalBoy

c# 

Programming language developed by Microsoft whose syntax is very similar to C++, is completely object-oriented and allows fast development.

Contrary to what many believe, C# is NOT proprietary...Java is actually proprietary. However, because Microsoft still dominates its direction, it may be considered to be "semi-de facto" proprietary at this stage.

C# traded off some runtime speed for safety and quick development. More optimized compilers in the near future may reduce this speed disadvantage while retaining the advantages.

Holistically, C# is perhaps the best programming language in existence.

Our group is now using C# in our projects. We can now get things done in half the time.

c# by AbnormalBoy July 20, 2005

404

Nothingness in place of desired information.

Antonym: 411

Father: Son, where are you going?

Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends.

Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going?

Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

(door slams)

404 by AbnormalBoy May 30, 2005

pocha 

Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.

When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.

pocha by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

double entendre 

A word or phrase with two interpretations, one of which is ribald.

Dr. Evil: By "Caliber", I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their character...it's a homonym.

Number Two: No, Dr. Evil. It's called a "double entendre".

Dr. Evil: SILENCE, NUMBER TWO!!

(Number Two falls into a firy pit)

Number Two: AAAHHHHHH!!!

double entendre by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

pre-madonna 

A very young prima donna.

It is a play on words that uses "Madonna", the name of a pop-music star who is a prima donna of the highest order.

Pre-madonnas cannot help they way they are because their parents spoiled them and they are still developing their personalities.

My niece is a pre-Madonna. All she has to do is whine and her parents give her what she wants.

pre-madonna by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

dinosaur 

Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.

Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.

dinosaur by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005

Pseudocybersimiansymbiosis 

Pseudo: fake, false

Cyber: computers or robotics

Simian: monkeys

Symbiosis: mutual


The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.

At first, the advent of augmented monkeys seemed beneficial for humanity but a sinister conspiracy on behalf of the "little metallic furry friends" soon became apparent. The realization of the pseudocybersimiansymbiosis was too late.

Pseudocybersimiansymbiosis by AbnormalBoy February 21, 2005