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A person that is crazy, or nuts.
That looney's a total nutjob.
by Akhenaten April 08, 2003

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A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality
Man, that bitch Kara is a nut job
by Anonymous October 05, 2003

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Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.
L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.
by sickcunt88 September 24, 2007

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I saw this defined multiple times, and all of the 5 definitions I poured over had gotten a large negative vote spree. So I thought that this would help anyone who has to be looking for the definition of a "Nut job"

The "Nut Job" has nothing to do with Sexuality. It is completely and utterly the term used to describe a Maniac, Just like a Nut Case.

In other words, it is an old man or stalker that has lost his mind; Or just a Hyperactive person that is all over the place and always looking for fun

(I don't always use the term do this example is going to be crappy)
Person: "Did you see that old man walking down the street?"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, I heard about him. He got arrested for multiple charges. He's a Nut Job"
by ArtificialPenguins February 26, 2012

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a batshit-crazy person; someone who is out of reality with reality. May or may not have a shopping list of mental disorders.
Bart McCraw is quite the nutjob; from what I've heard, he been arrested over 36 times for stalking celebrities.
by LyassacheckList July 14, 2016

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A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.
Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.
by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016

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To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"
"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"
by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

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