tk's definitions

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina

Flip is such a pac-man

by TK March 24, 2005

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

shattered

To be extremely intoxicated to the point of not being able use the function of your extremeties

Kyle was so shattered last night that he hooked up with Metz.

by TK November 12, 2004

manya quinn

The most beautiful personn in the world

I wish I could have manya

by TK August 21, 2003

sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.

I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.

by tk February 14, 2008