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lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking
a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw
by TK February 12, 2004
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akuma

Japanese word, translates to Devil.
Often used as a nick-handle in IRC, online gaming.
by TK February 8, 2004
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xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!
by TK June 6, 2004
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Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world
He knocked me out with that perfect Dick
by TK May 29, 2015
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fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"
FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut
by TK May 13, 2005
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blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.
Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.
by TK November 12, 2004
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pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina
Flip is such a pac-man
by TK March 24, 2005
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