tk's definitions

lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

by TK February 12, 2004

akuma

Japanese word, translates to Devil.

Often used as a nick-handle in IRC, online gaming.

by TK February 8, 2004

xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!

by TK June 6, 2004

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

fuck-a-duck

to be totally pissed off at someone

hunters used to kill ducks with ease or "fuck up the duck" now "fuck-a-duch"

FUCK-A-DUCK! i cant believe that lil' slut

by TK May 13, 2005

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina

Flip is such a pac-man

by TK March 24, 2005