tk's definitions

jarlog

An undefineable word.

May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?

by TK June 16, 2004

sex0r

To have sex with.

Bleepy sex0rs VaCiLe.

by TK April 12, 2003

sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

Duck Ass

The term "Duck-Ass" Originated in the school "Matthew Moss" where a boy called Matt Southworth was repeatedly called for his duck like features.

Look over there! Thats Matt The Duck Ass! Man he has a sexy ass!

by TK October 21, 2004

blizzerp

Blizerp, otherwise known as a blunt, is a cigar that is gutted and then re-stuffed with marijana/weed/pot.

Yo flizzle, spark the blizzerp, fo shizzerp.

by TK February 4, 2004

Tk-Soon

The meaning of which something will not be done anytime soon, if indeed ever.

"let's just put a tk-soon on it and hope it happens"

by TK January 14, 2004

ripper

Of Boston Origin. A social function, also known as a party. Usually involves Kegs, but that is optional.

Did you see those two strippers and that midget at Mattus' ripper last night?

by TK November 12, 2004