tk's definitions

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

sex0r

To have sex with.

Bleepy sex0rs VaCiLe.

by TK April 12, 2003

jarlog

An undefineable word.

May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?

by TK June 16, 2004

rendog

Rendog is the top-shelf d-o double gizzle production maestro and smoko-punishing Cherrybrook nigga.

"Where's my muthafucking proofs? Rendog, git yo skinny ass outta the fire escape and onto level six"

by tk August 11, 2004

FOPA

Fat over the penile (or pussy)area

Chris Farley had a lot of FOPA

I can't see my unit under this FOPA

by TK March 23, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004