tk's definitions

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina

Flip is such a pac-man

by TK March 24, 2005

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

Duck Ass

The term "Duck-Ass" Originated in the school "Matthew Moss" where a boy called Matt Southworth was repeatedly called for his duck like features.

Look over there! Thats Matt The Duck Ass! Man he has a sexy ass!

by TK October 21, 2004

dankers

Dankers is when, you smell your peng an it hits yo face like cs gas

yo boy snow white an her 7 lil chemists been playin with that danker s*it

by tk March 25, 2004

belch

what happens when you eat ice cream and drink a beer. tastes good, smells better. usually a loud sound created by pressurized gas escaping through the asophagus creating a melodic sound.

that belch killed the dog!

by tk October 27, 2003