tk's definitions

manboobs

Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.

Damn Terry, you got manboobs.

by TK May 19, 2004

manboobs

Someone who has been eating way too many damn mini-wheats and hasn't been getting laid frequently enough to work them off.

Damn, Terry has not gotten laid in 22 years......

by TK May 19, 2004

xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!

by TK June 6, 2004

jarlog

An undefineable word.

May I smack you in the head with a nice juicy jarlog?

Hmm, i'll jarlog that!

Let's open up a can of jarlog?

by TK June 16, 2004

Duck Ass

The term "Duck-Ass" Originated in the school "Matthew Moss" where a boy called Matt Southworth was repeatedly called for his duck like features.

Look over there! Thats Matt The Duck Ass! Man he has a sexy ass!

by TK October 21, 2004

snipe

To call someone's name unsuspectingly so that they are forced to turn around while you act inconspicuous and they have no idea who it was.

Did you see my sniping of Mr. Johnson, he had no idea it was me.

by TK November 12, 2004

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004