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Definitions by Willow

Charm the cobra 

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
Charm the cobra by Willow April 1, 2008
noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!
Dunch by Willow October 27, 2007

santa cruz 

a kick ass place were u dont mess with LOCALS
and watch out for the "gangs" on the board walk.
lets go stroll on the beach in sunny beautful SANTA CRUZ
santa cruz by willow June 20, 2006
A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...
Yo man want to go smoke a rod?
rod by Willow October 2, 2005
A small pipe used to smoke marijuana. Also known as a One Hitter.
Let's go smoke a pinchey bro.
pinchey by Willow September 19, 2005
Get Your Fucking Tits Out! Comes from a obscene flash animation.
So this chick comes into the bar, and I says "GYFTO BITCH!!!"
gyfto by Willow September 19, 2005
smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese
damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up
Smedge by Willow May 13, 2005