noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner

An abnormally time-consuming, large, pasty and often painful bowel movement. As a general rule, taking a dunch requires most of one's lunch break to pass loaf or loaves and finish the paperwork.

The thin piece of skin that hangs down from the shaft of the penis and connects to the ball sack

A term not commonly used meaning shit or the act of taking a shit

Similar to a gaggle of retards, a DUNCH consists of two or more individuals grouped together in an intoxicated state that can be observed making loud noises, making poor decisions, and suffering from decreased motorskills.

A person that when spotted, makes the viewer stiff and uncomfortable. Perhaps this individual is devastatingly unattractive, or spits out food when they talk.

To be a complete idiot or retard. It is a funnier way to say douche or douche bag.

(see dunch-bag or dunchery)