willow's definitions

Battle Hog

This is a term used to describe a buff she-man lesbian. Also known as a bull dyke or bush master. Often observed playing the game of softball.

You better look out for that Battle Hog, Joe, she might kick your ass and fuck you with a strap-on.

by willow January 31, 2005

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003

rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...

Yo man want to go smoke a rod?

by Willow October 2, 2005

matrix

1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good

matrix ---------- glitches errorrrrrrrrr 404 -------------------------------------------------

by willow November 11, 2003

Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.

1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.

by Willow April 1, 2008

santa cruz

a kick ass place were u dont mess with LOCALS
and watch out for the "gangs" on the board walk.

lets go stroll on the beach in sunny beautful SANTA CRUZ

by willow June 20, 2006

gyfto

Get Your Fucking Tits Out! Comes from a obscene flash animation.

So this chick comes into the bar, and I says "GYFTO BITCH!!!"

by Willow September 19, 2005