16 definitions by willow
An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.
by willow December 5, 2003
by willow September 19, 2005
by willow September 19, 2005
A euphemism meaning either
1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.
The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.
Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.
The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.
Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
by willow April 1, 2008
by willow December 26, 2005
A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.
Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."
by willow November 4, 2004
by willow March 10, 2005