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kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"
We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.
by Willow July 11, 2003
mugGet the kippersmug.

matrix

1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good
matrix ---------- glitches errorrrrrrrrr 404 -------------------------------------------------
by willow November 11, 2003
mugGet the matrixmug.

rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...
Yo man want to go smoke a rod?
by Willow October 2, 2005
mugGet the rodmug.

Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese
damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up
by Willow May 13, 2005
mugGet the Smedgemug.

pinchey

A small pipe used to smoke marijuana. Also known as a One Hitter.
Let's go smoke a pinchey bro.
by Willow September 19, 2005
mugGet the pincheymug.

call me

1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do.

2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell.

3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call.

4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards)

5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.
1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me?

2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee!

3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?"

4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!
by Willow April 25, 2004
mugGet the call memug.

Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
by Willow April 1, 2008
mugGet the Charm the cobramug.

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