Jul 24
When you celebrate a year of friendship on Facebook.
Jim: Hey Steve, we've been friends for six years on Facebook. Happy zuckerversary!
by ZimbabweBoner July 23, 2017
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Jul 23
Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source
I was having a relaxing schvitz when Trump totally sauna bombed and blamed it on Obama.
by TheNerdHerd June 23, 2017
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Jul 22
Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
by Noodle January 16, 2005
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Jul 21
The fine art of selling weed.
"hey Aaron"

"ey"

"soo i uhh... heard you were in the business."

"what?"

"the cannabusiness?"
by scotty. March 10, 2008
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Jul 20
by slang1234 July 19, 2017
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Jul 19
To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.
Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)

Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"

Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)
by Red_Shaft July 17, 2017
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Jul 18
The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.
by Vivian2012 July 17, 2017
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