May 1
I was horny at work today, so I hit the hot steaming port a pot for half an hour to beat out a paycheck.
by Linusdoodle3 January 24, 2017
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Apr 30
In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.
John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.
by Katharsis September 16, 2009
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Apr 29
Slang for America/United States. Interchangeable with Merica.
I sat from the comfort of my car and watched a guy ahead of me get jacked up by four officers and thrown on the ground. #'Murica #pewpewpew
by Twilight_Ninja July 09, 2013
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Apr 28
That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.
by Dyzko November 12, 2016
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Apr 27
Sexy ass pic you send in a text message.
Girrrrrl you look too fresh you need to send your man a hot dog pic.
by Team cc bb February 05, 2017
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Apr 26
The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.
11 year old mother: What's a condom?
FLuffee: It's what you could have used to unfuckyourself. Yes, Unfuckyourself is indeed a word."
by upsideup November 20, 2009
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Apr 25
Someone who seriously overdoes it with the memes, and they're not even trying to troll. They're just annoying.
Fred: u mad? u mad? u mad?
Sally: shut up.
Fred: ahahaha so you are mad!
Sally: .....
Fred: fake and gay
Sally: you're such a memewhore.
Fred: u mad?
by HikariShimizu April 06, 2011
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