This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.
The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.
Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?
Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette. But you have no friends?.... Ah, touche.
The process of (often aimlessly) browsing YouTube videos via the suggested/related videos that are provided on the YouTube sidebar or at the conclusion of a viewed YouTube clip.
Refers to the concept of the "dream, within a dream, within a dream" from the movie Inception; except users are experiencing a video, within a video, within a video. Can often be a great way of finding obscure and random YouTube content that usually ends up being a world away from the initial search.
"Dude, I found this hilarious video of a kid falling off a see-saw"
"Yeah, how'd you get to that?" "Tubeception, man: I started on a Slayer video, then just clicked away until I ended up at see-saw kid!" "I was so bored at home, I ended up having a Tubeception session and realised how many damn cats are on here!"
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CptAwesome29
Theory saying that if the rich get richer they will give their surplus cash to the poor. Of course this theory assumes that the rich aren't greedy bastards that will horde all their money in banks, spend it on two million dollar trips to space which benefit no one except the Russians that take them there, or blow it all on a Super Sweet Sixteen for their retarded daughters who get pissed that their parents got them the $200,000 car instead of the $300,000.
Factory Worker: Are you going to give us all pay raises since we've been working harder?
Factory Owner: Nope,my daughter want to get Tupac for her Sweet Sixteen. Factory Worker: Isn't he dead? Factory Owner: Yup, I had to spend your Christmas bonuses to dig him up. Factory Worker: What the hell? What happened to the trickle down theory?
The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.
When you can't figure out who your boss is but you know you're getting royally fucked.
Louis asked Stewart for projections on software sales by Thursday. At the same time, Barkley is hammering Stew about the sales force project. Nobody has conducted his mid-year review, and neither boss is clear about who is going to do it. Sounds like he's in a manager trois.
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Patradio
The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall.
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as "shitraceurs".
Man 1: I ran out of toilet paper and was so desperate I did an Army low crawl into the next stall so I could wipe my ass.
Man 2: That's some serious poo parkour!
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MrGryphon
the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.
also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."
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geek.neo
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