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October 1
When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.
Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.
September 30
The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
September 29
Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.
Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.
September 28
The real-world equivalent of microblogging. Stopping by to talk to someone for 140 seconds or less.
"Have you talked to Mike lately?"
"Just a couple of microvisits last week"

"I was on my way home yesterday and I stopped by Jeff's house for a microvisit."
September 27
The script of a pornographic movie.
"Hi, I'm the pizza delivery guy" were the only words in the anuscript for "Debbie Does Domino's"
September 26
A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.
Guy: "This random guy started talking shit to me at the bar then shoved me!"

Friend: "Sounds like you were a victim of a high crime."

Homeowner: "I went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!"

Officer: "I've seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. Nothing I can do."
September 25
Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world.
"Listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!"
"I got a BRAND NEW car!" she said in her upper case voice.
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