Mar 26
When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
by whocaresaboutNY April 05, 2013
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Mar 25
-I drank way too much last night and ended up spending my night at the trump basket.
-The trump basket is clogged; whoever used it last needs to plunge it.
by jknightx March 23, 2017
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Mar 24
Excellent health care reserved exclusively for the wealthy.
America has a wealth care system.
by Davis Finch May 16, 2008
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Mar 23
A dick thing you say to a tall person to piss them off.
by Jackalfu March 20, 2017
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Mar 22
The insane, narcissistic, outrageous asshat who ratfucked his way into the Whitehouse with Russian hacking, slanderous lies from FBI director James Comey, and the archaic, undemocratic, and fucked Electoral College. Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling american society, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. You’ve been ratfucked.
Ratfucker stays up long into the night composing insane and nonsensical tweets for the braindead lemmings who support him to read and praise.
by FedupAngryLiberal March 18, 2017
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Mar 21
From the beginning.
You should have told me you don't like men from the giddy up and I wouldn't have wasted my time taking you out.
by Chefpatrick March 20, 2017
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Mar 20
Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.
I went to the E.R. with a severed finger. Having Trumpcare , they reattached it with a band-aid...thankfully I can sew!
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