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March 19
to embarass someone or to make someone look stupid
"I heard you told Jay he had bad breath in front of the whole class"
"Yeah, I put him on blast"
by Jamaica
March 18
used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say "Oh, My God" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.
ERMAHGERD, ERNSTAGERM (Oh, my god, Instagram)
ERMAHGERD, MER FERCE HERTS (Oh, my god, my face hurts)
March 17
when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.
Hemish O'Maley was in Irish handcuffs last night at the pub. He always had a Guinness in each hand.
by jonesy
March 16
The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.
Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.
March 15
platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.
My Aunt and her brother, my Uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. I had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.
by GsGood
March 14
This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.
Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
March 13
A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.
Glasshole: "Glass do this, Glass do that."

Co-rider: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the bus ride!
by Amphii
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