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October 6
When you sleep with a figure of authority in order to move higher up whatever ladder you are on.
Sandra knew her fake boobs and blonde hair could only get her so far. If she was ever going to win this beauty pageant she would have to start bedding the rules.

Did you hear about that intern Monica? apparently she's started bedding the rules.
October 5
A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.
Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.
October 4
When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.
Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlecock at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.
October 3
a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."
"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

"Maybe later."

"You fuckin' dick."
October 2
Something as yet undefinable is wrong, out of place; not quite right.
There's something hinky about the deal.
October 1
When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.
Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.
September 30
The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
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