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Mar
1
1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV

2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable acting career and spend the remains of thier pay in beer then do drugs to get noticed or shag a famous person. Often sighted on Celebrity Big Brother because they couldn't pay thier rent and got thrown in for the money and expect fame.
1. 'Hello I'm Jade Goody (Z-list celebrity)from Big Brother 4 and I've made a new diet so give me money to pay for my one room flat'

2. (With drunken exspresion) 'I starred in Doctor who, I was the guy on the left, then I was a police officer in eastenders, do you remember?'
by Edlim August 13, 2006
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Feb
28
Ejaculating on someones picture/photo.
"Did you ever get to nail her?"
"No, but I find myself paying tribute to her yearbook photos quite often."
by Tributary January 28, 2014
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Feb
27
- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.

- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.
by HCSig March 18, 2011
4662 6571
Feb
26
1. Sneezing so violently it causes you to shake, making it look like you are also having a seizure.

2. Sneezing and having a seizure at the same time.
I move a lot when I sneeze and it looks like I'm also having a seizure.

That sneeze was a sneizure.
by Neith January 31, 2011
5919 5644
Feb
25
a man with all the necessary characteristics and qualities to be complete. consisting of:
the smooth talking and 'make you feel good' skills of the player
the sexual pleasing abilities and protection of the parolee
to satisfy financially and be profitable like the professional
and to be sweet and caring and giving like the pushover

origin-
whereabouts are unknown as they are the hardest men to find.
Katherine: I want an urban renaissance man
Stephanie: Yea, so he can love me right .. in EVERY way ;]
by stephanie villeda June 26, 2007
3474 5188
Feb
24
similar to time management; the ability to manage your tabs before they inundate the top of your browser and make it annoying to switch tabs
Matt: Ugh, I open a new window and before I know it, I have 10 tabs open.

Johan: Learn tab management, friend!
by Rozan January 28, 2014
4284 5316
Feb
23
The last year to appear the same upside down as it did right side up. 2002 would do so on a calculator, but that technically is outside the limits of this distinction.
I was born some time after 1961.
by Diggity Monkeez January 05, 2005
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