May 10
A common misspelling of the word "pundit," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
A political pundint says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.
by SpellsPunditCorrectly September 28, 2008
May 9
Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.

A "beer dump" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.
"I can't even start my day with some coffee until I've had my AM BM."

"I didn't have time for my AM BM this morning so I've had to hold that sh*t in all f*cking morning."
by synthbeatz May 18, 2010
May 8
honest to god, I swear on my mother!
Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!
by tim t. November 18, 2004
May 7
Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.
I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn't understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.
by The Googly King May 02, 2016
May 6
Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.
*Walks into boy's dorm/apartment*
"It has a strong boy smell in here."
by Bigboy1213 May 02, 2016
May 5
text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing'
person 1: "I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day."

person 2: "spwl"
by swplGuy October 29, 2009
May 4
Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work promptly at 8am and appears well groomed.
by Kguarna June 05, 2015
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