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Feb
7
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009
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Feb
6
A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."

Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
by former TRU employee III October 29, 2013
9257 10780
Feb
5
same as penis but different
my paynus is huger then yours.
by quinton November 24, 2004
5622 6883
Feb
4
The façade of being a stable, normal, attractive, & healthy person on a first date; similar to a game face for any difficult situation. Will lead to a second date but easily dissolves by the third.
Last night’s date was fantastic. I was charming, polite and kind. I had my date face on! We’re going on out again this weekend and I hope I can keep it up.
by timbre68 January 29, 2014
5489 5987
Feb
3
y u mad
Pug: all you do is make infestors
You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by prodddd June 20, 2011
7128 5761
Feb
2
the feeling of relief, happiness, excitement, and euphoria one feels when their team wins a game in the final moments of a game.
Final second field-goal game winners generally produce sportgasms.

Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.

After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.
by Señor Verde December 09, 2009
3554 4337
Feb
1
One of the ultimate insults and comebacks of the world, along with "So's your face", "That's what she said" and "Ya Mum".

It is said either by the person who insulted you, or a by stander who witnessed the insultation.

Can be used quite effectively with others in the "Ultimate Insult" group.
Trever: Hey do it harder, man!
Donald: That's what ya mum said!
Ben: Oooooooh Burn!
by Nothing But Rock September 05, 2008
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