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Feb
11
a nicer way of telling someone "get lost and leave me alone"
mom: David, go do your homeowrk,

David: get off my planet, i am going to Adam's house.

mom: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic
by sexydimma January 06, 2014
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Feb
10
an all male gay cruise
I almost signed up for that cruise until I found out it was a banana boat.
by truck drivin jim April 09, 2009
6589 6408
Feb
9
A person on any type of online gaming voice chat, whose voice is really high, resulting from not going through puberty yet, or their voice cracking alot. Typically ages 6-14. (yes, 6 year olds play COD)
Squeaker: *high voice* God dammit! Why did you kill me?
Normal person: Go to hell, squeaker shit.
Squeaker has left the game.
by bobertdupp June 17, 2013
6198 6914
Feb
8
A combination of the words "fat" and "happy"
Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"

Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"
by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle February 05, 2006
6015 8673
Feb
7
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009
7500 7463
Feb
6
A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."

Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
by former TRU employee III October 29, 2013
9268 10784
Feb
5
same as penis but different
my paynus is huger then yours.
by quinton November 24, 2004
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