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Goat Rodeo 

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:
Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.
Goat Rodeo by JimmyJam November 30, 2006
Word of the Day on March 21, 2026
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Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
toots by -Al- May 8, 2008
Word of the Day on March 20, 2026

Third Spaces 

Refers to places other than home or school/work that can be used for socializing (everything from movie theatres and public parks to libraries and cafes). Coined by Ray Oldenberg in the 1980's to describe how, even by that time, such spaces were disappearing as fixtures of many communities. In the years since the term's coining, the spaces that have survived have also become increasingly expensive, further restricting their use, especially by young people.
Sam: I'm so bored of hanging out at home! Can't we go somewhere else?
David: Sorry pal, but unless we scrape up some more money, Third Spaces are still off limits.
Third Spaces by Collo-qui August 10, 2025
Word of the Day on March 19, 2026

Revenge bedtime procrastination 

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.
Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
Word of the Day on March 18, 2026
a 200 mile long parking lot in California that was once considered a route through which vehicles moved.
I would rather pee blood than be on the 101 in 5 o'clock traffic
the 101 by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001
Word of the Day on March 17, 2026

schooliosis 

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.
Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.
schooliosis by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009
Word of the Day on March 16, 2026

a winner is you 

Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.
Tom:"I beat THE AMAZON!"
Mark: "Whoa, a winner is you!"
a winner is you by Yauch November 1, 2003
Word of the Day on March 15, 2026