When you wear clothes that are too small and don't fit you to make yourself look like you have more muscles.

the best fan page ever! she is really kind to everyone, and her accent is *chefs kiss🤌*! y’all better be nice to her- like please? 🤍🤍

To settle down is to stop being a fuck boy or fuck girl and getting your shit together by taking the next serious step in a relationship

An abnormal, large or otherwise life-threatening bowel movement, such that all actions and interactions currently being undertaken must be put on hold (i.e. the 'show' must be 'stopped') in order to take care of one's business, lest the aforesaid movement take care of itself.

Someone who thinks they are the only ones that know about and read RSS feeds.

A beast in many ways, great with words and sexy af