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Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
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Irisfcnty 

Is irisfcnty a fad who drags cardi and Gaga?

Yes I hate her!
Irisfcnty by Empressbardiii December 31, 2020
Kind and good-looking person
Good as udit
Udit by Shuruvat November 25, 2021

Rüveyda 

Is it a Turkish female name? It is usually used by Muslim families.
they get so obsessed and usually, pretty
it will be a good friend if you find it in dream
Rüveyda are so cute
Rüveyda by pek sevemedim November 22, 2021
Aabhav, is the perfect all rounder guy, always successful, an overachiever. He is a bit cocky but once you get to know him he’s actually pretty nice. The perfect soulmate for any girl and always loyal. Handsome like Tom Cruise and as charming as Ryan Gosling, an innovator like Steve Jobs, the perfect guy.
He has a big heart, but seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him.

He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend. Aabhav will have your back if you have his! The best person who you’ll ever meet
“😍who’s that hot guy over there
Oh, that’s Aabhav”

Crescentia 

A Crescentia is one of the most amazing persons you could ever meet in your entire life. She is really funny and helpful. Her taste in music is just fantastic and as well her ability to produce music by herself.

She is a really beautiful, well-dressed girl with a big heart. But take care while playing any sort of game with her since she is likely to cheat in order to win.

Anyway if you ever meet someone with this special name you're officially one of the most lucky persons in the world.

Common nicknames: Cenci, Creschi
Cenci plays the ukulele all day long.

Crescentia you can't change the rules of the game while playing it!

See there is Creschi, how beautiful she is...
Crescentia by jojo1206 November 20, 2021

dindumobile 

A vehicle that a dindu had "borrowed" and now drives.
The more advanced the dindumobile, the more a dindu nuffin has to increase its skill in order to operate such vehicle. Sometimes this is a huge deterrent since dindus naturally have an average IQ of 65.
Last week, Tyrone "received" his new dindumobile - a shiny new bike! Now it's muddy and almost broken, but that's okay with Tyrone because there are many bikes in this world and he is just one dindu nuffin.
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I recently went to the cops to report my old Honda Civic was stolen. When the cops arrived at the dindu's house it said "SHIEEEEETTTTT I DINDU NUFFIN DIS MUH DINDUMOBILE WE WUZ KANGZ U RASIS WHITE COP CRACKAH I DINDU IT". Fortunately the dindu wasn't in my Honda Civic when he said that, otherwise my car would've been full of bullet holes.