It's either the flash or Steam game, both of them are cool.

btw check it out its cool

sanford and deimos

Choconutting is the ultimate release when you have the runs but you’re still horny asf and can’t choose between rubbing one out and holding in your shit and you just give up and choose to choconut everywhere

If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.

The act of a man strechting his scrotum out flat and wrapping his entire package in it

An owner of a company who has no idea what is going on. Someone who claims that they are the commander but instead their employees shorten it to DER