Facebook mom

Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.

When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom

Facebook mom by Yo ma m a December 8, 2019

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One of those nights

When you are still awake while everybody's asleep. You feel like you own the world. And you feel a mix of melancholy, loneliness, peacefulness, and a calm sense of happiness.

I stayed up till dawn, it was one of those nights

One of those nights by Allegedly dead April 7, 2022

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oodenblatt

This is when a bunch of nasty lawn gnomes get together and congregate on when they are going to take over the world. When they meet they usually wear very funny hats (i mean really funny). its kind of like a klan meeting except the gnomes are very peaceful and not racist and take to the liking of fish paste.

yo son i saw the oodenblatt meeting the other day.
oh word? yeah we should totally join except i dont like fish all that much.

oodenblatt by fillipe vanderbilt January 8, 2009

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imperflection

the art of reflecting on imperfect or less than ideal situations or decisions and how to improve or change for the better next time.

"we need to fix the paint imperflection"
"I have had an imperflection on my choice of music"

imperflection by myideallife August 18, 2017

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Red blade hunters

An epic 80+ clan, with the best community. If your f2p or p2p you should join us. We are a clan of the game runescape. If you want to have the time of your life, and want to make awesome friends, aswell as pk, clan wars, kbd, and much more, join us. Submitted by sk8erpunk193, warlord of rbh.

Man, i joined this clan called the Red blade hunters, and it was awesome. I went to the site www.redbladehunters.net and registration was simple!

Red blade hunters by sk8erpunk1933 January 10, 2009

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Chronometrophobia

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)

I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!

Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

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Godzilla Powerslide

The act of physically and emotionally inducing a coma upon your mother's favorite cat and skidding its face against the cement side-walk outside.

Boy #1: "Hey man, whats up?"

Boy #2: "Oh nuthin, just got done doing a Godzilla Powerslide."

Godzilla Powerslide by Wussy February 26, 2010

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