Captain Canada's loyal sidekick. Affectionately known as Gummy. Together, their mission is to suck as many cocks and injest as much cum as possible until they explode in mess of sticky goo.

The 2018 breakthrough in spelling commonly used by only females to spell (.) or (Period)

A swollen gluteal muscle, usually unbalancing the cheek proportion.

Someone who is really hot and is dating kelsey. They will marry kelsey.

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm

A best friend archetype who is always positively charged like a cation—energetic, reactive, and oddly upbeat—while simultaneously behaving like a walking dictionary, constantly explaining, defining, and labeling everything around them even in chaotic or dangerous situations.
A Brocationary turns life into live commentary, translating emotions, events, and even disasters into “entries” of understanding, often while remaining carefree and unintentionally humorous.