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90's kids 

A label that a group of snotty people in their mid twenties to early thirties give themselves because in 2016, Buzzfeed did an onslaught of "oNlY nInEtEeZ kIdZ wIlL rEmEmBuUrR tHiIiIsSsS" listicles, following a trend of them, bragging about "how our generation was so much better" and when trends like "the floor is lava" and fidget spinners came along, an outbreak spread of these jerk-offs bashing "the youths" like they were crochety old people, yelling at them to get off their lawn. Now, in 2018-2019, people have finally picked up on how this behaviour is dumb as hell.
90's kid: Hey James, when were you born?
James: 1997

90's kid: Lol, you're generation sucks, you're not like us 90's kids.
James: Suck a fat one, you Bart Simpson wannabe

90's kid: Hey kid, why do you have a fidget spinner? Lol
Billy: I have ADHD, this helps me to calm down
90's kid: Stupid millennial.
Billy: Your mother never loved you.

90's kid: Hey James, I saw Billy with a fidget spinner, what a loser
James: It helps kids with ADHD and autism calm down, you ignorant prick
90's kid: Lmao James, you're one stupid ass millennial
James: Millennials is basically the same as 90's kids, you cuck

Joe: OMG I love Spongebob Squarepants
90's kid: LOL Joe, I was born in 1989, I grew up with Spongebob
Joe: So?
90's kid: You were born in 2000s, you're too young for Spongebob, STFU
Joe: Kids born in the 2010s are growing up with Spongebob, idiot
90's kid: Yeah but Spongebob started in 1999, it's a real 90's kids show
Joe: That's like calling you an 80's kid because you were born in 1989
90's kid: Yeah..but--
Joe: Shut up arsehole, you're more stuck in the 90's than Sonic the Hedgehog
90's kid: Somebody's JEALOUS they weren't BORN IN THE 90'S
James: You know what? Shut the hell up. You think you're SO COOL, being a pretentious bastard about your "prime era kids shows" when there's plenty of new cartoons coming out that are maybe even better than the 90's stuff. You just refuse to watch it and say you hate it because it wasn't made in your glorious decade. Screw you.
90's kids by Squidris Elba August 21, 2019
The name Afifat is given to those with a kind heart and a very good sense of humour. Very intelligent though she doesn’t look it. She may make some mistakes but that’s just life. She is an amazing friend and she will alway have your back.
Have you met Afifat? Oh my God she’s so funny
afifat by bazdieboo May 8, 2022

White Girl Thick 

When a white girl has a decent booty but is called white girl thick because she thick for a white girl.
Trent: “Bro she got a decent boot
Tyreese: “Naw she white girl thick, she’s put at a lower booty standard”.

Schleunk 

A call of dominance among the male gender; age's 15 to 25

Some say this call has been used to persuade the female gender into fornication
Male: Schleunk!

Female: hmmm...My pussy's wet.
Schleunk by johnny spiderweb June 2, 2009

Manchester united states of america 

english football team that has been taken over by american business men, and has now been comically named man - u-s-a or manchester united - states of america
sum1: "u heard about that crappy manchester united?"
me: "u mean Manchester united states of america"