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A girl with a thick ass.
Damn that girl is a charvi.
Charvi by Leather belt Jock February 3, 2022

Grammar Shower 

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.
"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.
Grammar Shower by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019
Acute Nema Syndrome: A temporary condition by which a person experiences a series of awkard, uncomfortable, or, for lack of a better word "nema" type events. Although trivial and even comical in most cases, an enduring case of ANS can result in permanent mental and physical damage which can lead to "nema" like behaviour and appearance.
Did you see his red womens ski jacket?

Yea dude its so ANS.
ANS by Hildalover32 January 30, 2009
To be humble means to know what your place is... nothing more, nothing less that what you are.
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful behound measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves "Who am i to be, brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?". Actually, who are you not to be?. You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. there's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. (This is being humble... my words, not Mandela's)

We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us, it's in everyone, and, as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people premission to do the same: as we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

Nelson Mandela.
humble by bukenna November 7, 2008

Abernathy Rule 

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.
That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

Peruvian Bell Clap 

The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.

(sometimes accidental, but still count)
When I jumped out of bed this morning I did a Peruvian Bell Clap, It was sooooo loud.
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