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wearing all black 

People who listen to heavy metal and refuse to buy new clothes. Hates hipsters and mainstream music. Usually plays electric guitar and thinks beards are cool.
"You see that kid who's wearing all black over there? He probably hates you"

pussy shield

1 NATURAL MY ASS.
1 DICK
2 PUSSY
1 COCKBLOCKER
2 PUSSY SHIELD!
3 ELIZABETH STOP BEING A COCKTEASE
1 whatthefuck. dickhead
1 "pussy shield"
3 THAT MADE MY LIFE
1 MINE TOO. THAT ASSHOLE
3 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE A *Maurice*
3 WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH *Candi* ?
2 GO FUCK YOUR GRANDPA!
pussy shield by yobtifeht July 23, 2010

Vag Patch 

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.
I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.
Vag Patch by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

office staff 

n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!

The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
office staff by gnostic1 October 10, 2010

Avril Lavinge 

pop star who does not claim to be punk. she writes her own music and plays a guitar, and is a great singer who actually sings live not recorded like most of these so called pop stars.
She sings,she writes , she plays live.
Avril Lavinge by Roswell Alien February 16, 2005
Any professional gamer that's way too good at a video game.

Usually they know that they are good and are complete assholes about it. Also if you are playing with them they'll get mad at you for doing something wrong on the game.
Fuck I just got killed by an entire squad of Profags. There's no way we can beat them!
Profag by Skydude HD December 27, 2018
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