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How far down the top of your lacrosse helmet sits on your head. If you have no tilt you are looking through the second bar and your a scrub. If you have mad tilt the top of the helmet is almost covering your eyes.
Yo Jake has mad flow but no tilt, hes got second bar syndrome.
tilt by j l January 1, 2015
A man with huge balls
Damn I heard that tais has huge balls
Tais by Annebarhb October 27, 2019

Asian parents 

Most Asian parents rule over their children with a harsh belief: education dominates everything. They will push aside your social life and get rid of your emotions if it means getting straight A's. Asian parents will think of the worst possible scenario and determine what to do based on it. Here's what to expect if you live in an Asian household.....

*Rice, rice, and more rice
*Nothing but water
*Education > life itself
*A - the only acceptable grade
B - they will scream and hit you
C - they will seriously abuse you and hurt you bad
D or lower - kicked out or threatened to death
*They don't care for your looks, all they want is short hair
*No boyfriends/girlfriends
*Will not let you go out late
*9 PM - 10 PM bedtime
*They will make you study no matter what

All in all, they are just trying to protect and raise you, believe it or not. Don't blame the parents, blame the way they were raised. I'm Asian and I remained sane due to pure determination. The only thing you can do is put up with it. You can't change them, it's just the way it is. You'll just have to see that they want you to be successful. While it might be cruel, it's what they believe is the best way to make you a successful person. You will want to hate them a lot, but keep your head up high and you'll make it.
Typical Asian parents.....
Dad: GO STUDY NOW!!!
Me: Wait, what did I do?
Dad: GO OR GET OUT!!!
Me: Alright, I'll go study.
Dad: DON'T TALK BACK!!!

Mom: GO GET A HAIRCUT!!!
Me: What? Why? It's not that long
Mom: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!!!
*drags you off to get a bowl cut or a buzz cut
Asian parents by DracoUltima September 3, 2012
Usually referred to as a character from BanG Dream! (also known as bandori).
The leader and vocalist of Roselia. She likes cats and is very serious about music
Yukina's vocals in Roku Chounen To Ichigiya Monogatari were amazing!
Yukina by hatsu May 22, 2021
Gooping is when semen is dripping out of the tip of your penis

or sometimes very rarely when you experience a high amount of pleaser and not only semen is dripping out of your pee hole but every other hole in your body while eating.
Dude dont disturb me im gooping
Gooping by Smortclub December 29, 2023

snore blindness 

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.
I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!
snore blindness by Wpojkw@gmail.com January 16, 2018
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