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People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
Matthew by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024

surfing the andy 

Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)
Ex:1
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Tony: Nice!!

Ex 2:
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!

Ex 3:
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.
surfing the andy by grandmaw39 September 1, 2006

Dirty Erricka 

She does things to you with her nub that makes you realize all your lovers had too many hands, and that 2 hands are overrated. Examples: You love to suck her nub. You like her to rub her nub on your body parts. You get excited when she licks her nub.
"I got a Dirty Erricka last night, and I will never be the same." "She gave me that Dirty Erricka, and now I only want to date people who have a nub." "I saw someone get Dirty Erricka-ed and I can't unsee it because I now need that in my life."
Dirty Erricka by E.Wonder June 4, 2023

30 inches godsword 

a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.
rpg dude 1 - my 30 INCHES GODSWORD IS GONNA PENETRATE YOU HARD
rpg girl 1 - YES DADDY FUCK ME
30 inches godsword by psusdonyman September 6, 2022

korey burke 

the most feminine man i know, including gays
also goes by: koey kay
(overhearing someone talking) "he bought ANOTHER pair of shoes"
"oh you must be talking about koey kay"
korey burke by sofia p. January 13, 2005

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A popular clothing store among many teenagers and young adults, Abercrombie & Fitch have popularized many trends such as pre-ripped jeans and popped collars. While not being the most original clothing line, Abercrombie targets a young audience and does not have to ride the coat-tails of a particular music genre or lifestyle to make its money.

While being look at as the cocky jocks and the airhead cheerleaders, the truth is that Abercrombie wearers are predominately the more popular and attractive section of the 15-21 population.

Abercrombie skeptics are usually people that fall into the "scene" cliche` where they act like they are so originial, regardless of the fact they too wear pre-ripped jeans and popped collars from other stores while fashioning themselves in tattoos of obscure cartoons and spiders. These individuals are the same ones who were the shit-heads in high school who barely graduated and now work at your town gas station.

Most of these haters are emo jerkoffs and skaters who will complain about the price of this clothing and then will go and buy a pair of woman's jeans. Merely a sense of sour grapes, they will say the kids must be rich and spoiled to wear these clothes, when in fact, maybe they have jobs and don't waste their cash on reefer and new trucks for their skateboards.
Emo kid 1: "Man, 'jocks' and 'Abercrombie-fags' are so gay...."
Emo kid 2:" Sometimes I cut myself so I can truely feel pain..."
Emo kid 3:"Let's go skateboard or hackey-sack and be Xtreme!"

Yes....extremely gay

Royally Suck 

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.
Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh
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