tubbo: you know how you put your hand in a bag of crisps, and you get like grease on it? what i did is, i got like two bags of monster munch, i opened them, and then i put it in a bowl! so now i have monster munch in a bowl!
tommy: … tubbo there are two minutes until dream comes and murders us.

Kayleigh sat there in class staring at kalaum. remembering how lucky she is to have him by her side

"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.

Silly Supermarket Stickers are the best.

Here, let me prescribe you some girthy girth. Take it twice tonight and don't call me in the morning.

I met Muffy last night, he made me cum with his tongue