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penelope garcia 

penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her
person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever

honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?

honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her
Thai is a cesspool with a TON of STD's.
Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀👁 because it's YELLOW and eventually going GREEN.

He has slept with a TON of WOMEN and MEN including TAURIEN DALEY when the two went to MEXICO together. THAI took full advantage of TAURIEN DALEY by making TAURIEN a special 🍸

Thai Coma and eventually finishing him off with a Thai snowman .

THAI also goes by ALVIN and his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.

He's been seen around in BARRIE, WOODSTOCK, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO and surroundings. He's spreading AIDS throughout the community so people please be careful with THAI.

I wonder what his current girlfriend from the NAIL 💅 SALONE thinks of him ? She's has no FAKING CLUE who the little queer really is!!
HANAHA: KATRINA, did you and THAI practice safe SEX while you two dated ?
KATRINA: he did FUCK me up my ass multiple times because I was in a

Thai Coma then I woke up to a

Thai hole .
HANAHA: ok, makes sense. Now he fucls me up my ASS then FUCKS me in my mouth as blows his load then I have

thai-arrhea . His SEMEN runs right through me which causes me Thai Pinch all day everyday that I have change my undies all the time. What the hell does Thai eat or drink that makes his SEMEN so TOXIC for our bodies??
KATRINA: he's SUCKS men off all day and swallowes BIG LOADS then eats Pad Thai then makes us give him head as he BLOWS his LOAD in our mouths and watches us swallow his LOAD.
HANAHA: you're SMART!
Thai by THAI 💩 February 19, 2025

snooch to the nooch

An expression deemed only to those situations worthy of a stoner's complete gratification. Similar to when people say "Hell ya" or "Shitzchea" all terms used extensively to show great pleasure in a certain action or on hearing an idea. A term even when yelled, is said in a very calm and layed back manner.
A: "Yo, I just found your dimebag behind the couch"
B: "Snooch to the Nooch...."
Of course other words are sometimes added to the term such as "biotch"
"Snooch to the Nooch Biotch......"

Cheeto Soup 

A snack that requires dumping A bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and squeezing a whole lime or two into a bowl.
Dat Cheeto Soup really messed up my stomach madoo.
Cheeto Soup by Cheetosoup August 4, 2014
weird images your brain produces while sleeping, to help you prepare for real world scenarios, such as being chased by three of your friends.
OOOHHHH DREAM!!!!
Dream by Quichalishious69 December 28, 2020

Jo'Ayrre 

Jo'Ayrre would have the be the kindest person you might ever meet she's outgoing and kind right from the get go she'll often be overexcited and very overwhelming yet she has a very kind personality and is loyal to all her friends and lovers she enjoys spending her time with friends and making art with whatever she can and is always trying to keep people happy

You'd be lucky to know anyone named Jo'Ayrre
Oh look it's Jo'Ayrre you wanna hangout today?

Your so nice thanks for inviting me

Let's hangout more Jo'Ayrre you always make me smile
Jo'Ayrre by PicklesAndCrumbs June 30, 2022
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