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Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.
Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.

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chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii by Alan Zhang September 29, 2020
Beautiful beyond imagination, a soul and heart of and angel,she has the grace of a swan, she would give you hope when there was once none, she will be a friend when no 1 else will, she could make you feel like the most loved person on earth, truly a gift from god, to know her is a privilege that should be granted to every one, because of her spirit she is a magnet for lost souls.
She would make you smile on your darkest day. Only god could have created some one as amazing as her
yasmeen by faizel November 12, 2004
NOT "sweet ass" as in

man that hottie y'know? she got a sweet ass.

so NOTE: one "s" in ass or youll be laughd at BAAAAD.
saw da game las nite man - we won like 86-14 a real whitewash - sweet as aye?

Ethan Nuon-Prak 

Boys : what it do baby šŸ‘€ I’m tryna get that succ šŸ˜šŸ’¦
Ethan : ok pull up then šŸ™ˆšŸ†
Boys: say less I’m pullin up 😈
Ethan Nuon-Prak is hella gay
A technique for wiping your ass for males. You remain in your seated position after pooping while u use ur left hand to grab your junk and move it out of the way inorder for ur right hand(holding the toliet paper) to manuever between your legs and wipe your asshole repeatedly untill clean.
I walked into a porter potty and saw this guy doing the slingshot
Slingshot by Blamkin91 March 9, 2010
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